A True Story......Once Upon A Time

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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    ...dog with mustard, onions and cheese, but no ketchup because...
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    • Burnsey
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      • Jan 2013
      • 2572

      ..........soiling hot dogs with ketchup is a perverse abomination, but PP intervened and........

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      • whalen
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        • May 2009
        • 6593

        Assured everyone that ketchup on your own wienie is between you and Oral Roberts, whom when reached for comment, remained mute on the subject due to.....
        wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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        • wa3zrm
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          • May 2009
          • 4436

          his death back in 2009 caused by a bad portion of....
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          • Andy105
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            • Nov 2013
            • 1393

            ...possum testicles Étouffée with garlic sauce, a delicacy in his inner circle. He was told that General Wintergreen snus was the only treatment for his severe bowel irritation, that had been approved by the American FDA. Frantically searching the Internet for General Wintergreen, he found that the entire stock had been hoarded by...

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            • wa3zrm
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              • May 2009
              • 4436

              PP who was selling them to folks in the UK... specifically...
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              • Skell18
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                • May 2012
                • 7067

                Squeezyjohn who contemplated committing harikari once everyone found out he loved general wintergreen...

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                • Burnsey
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                  • Jan 2013
                  • 2572

                  ...but then in the most cunning fashion devised a plan to relabel the product as Squeezy's # 09 and sell it to the US market with the help of......

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                  • Frosted
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                    • Mar 2010
                    • 5798

                    The British Organic Geochemical Society (BOGS) who basically cover it in shit making it taste better, re-labelling it again as Squeezy's number twos before ...................

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                    • Skell18
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                      • May 2012
                      • 7067

                      Bobby Brown decided to snort it and discovered he could bring Whitney back with it, there was something in the scent that could raise the dead, little did he know.....

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                      • wa3zrm
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                        • May 2009
                        • 4436

                        the shit had to be fermented in order to produce the desired results; thus,
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                        • Frosted
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 5798

                          producing the recreational drug Jenkem. Upon sampling this Whalen.....

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                          • wa3zrm
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                            • May 2009
                            • 4436

                            immediately contacted PP to see if he could introduce it for international sale; however,
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                            • Frosted
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                              • Mar 2010
                              • 5798

                              after sampling the product he was hallucinating so intensely that the meaning of life came to him....he was existence....he was at one with life and the universe....he saw what he really was.

                              A fart.


                              This revelation for humanity was so profound.....

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                              • wa3zrm
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                                • May 2009
                                • 4436

                                that Swedish Match decided to include ketchup packets with every tin of General Wintergreen except for...
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