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  • Frosted
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5798

    #31
    armadillo football. When they scored they all high fived, foured, three'd...... and then fell apart laughing. The fact that Precious lost was no skin off his nose. Luckily Squeezyjohn arrived to pick up the pieces to use as fertiliser in his tobacco plants but surprisingly....

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      #32
      Dan and Andy beat squeezy to the punch and cleaned up the whole mess. Later Dan and Andy went to the dump to find.....
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Skell18
        Member
        • May 2012
        • 7067

        #33
        Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
        Dan and Andy beat squeezy to the punch and cleaned up the whole mess. Later Dan and Andy went to the dump to find.....
        Precious rummaging through the filth.....

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        • whalen
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 6593

          #34
          Where he found a coupon for General Wintergreen with one day left before expiration, wrapping it in a recently used condom he overnighted it to.....
          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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          • wa3zrm
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 4436

            #35
            PP as a reminder of his affection for him, after all, PP did...
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            • Frosted
              Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 5798

              #36
              like used condoms but not General Wintergreen, so he.....

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              • Skell18
                Member
                • May 2012
                • 7067

                #37
                Whooped his ass for not respecting his authoritahh, as everyone hates general winterpoo, even the smell makes PP's bowels....

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                • Thunder_Snus
                  Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 1316

                  #38
                  sing "I want it thata way" by the backstreet boys.

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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    #39
                    So half an hour into the used condom, PP takes it out and pronounces it still too dry, so...
                    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9758

                      #40
                      he passes it to Whalen for a taste test. Sadly, Whalen ends up swallowing it before Ansel leans over and.....
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • Frosted
                        Member
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 5798

                        #41
                        says "whatever you do don't burp or you'll make a cum bubble". Whalen......

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                        • wa3zrm
                          Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 4436

                          #42
                          scolds PP for not offering Ansel the condom first; however, just as Whalen passes some wind...
                          Last edited by wa3zrm; 26-03-14, 06:05 AM.
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                          • whalen
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 6593

                            #43
                            Frosted bubbles up with exciting news about his cat, and...
                            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                            • Skell18
                              Member
                              • May 2012
                              • 7067

                              #44
                              That he now has a featured porn hub channel, cat a trois, which gets 10 million hits a day, to celebrate...

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                              • Frosted
                                Member
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

                                #45
                                ....he did a dog after which....

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