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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #61
    he produced a condom that was headed to one of the Eastern European countries that...
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    • whalen
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      • May 2009
      • 6593

      #62
      The shopping cart keeps following me around then suddenly...out jumped a....
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      • Premium Parrots
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        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #63
        giant banana yelling....
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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        • Frosted
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          • Mar 2010
          • 5798

          #64
          "WHEN EATING ME, AVOID EYE CONTACT"............Then ran off down the aisle, slipped on his own skin and.............

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          • Crow
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            • Oct 2010
            • 4312

            #65
            Originally posted by Frosted View Post
            "WHEN EATING ME, AVOID EYE CONTACT"............Then ran off down the aisle, slipped on his own skin and.............
            sheer force caused the phallus-shaped object to lunge firmly in the mouth of..............
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            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
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            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
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            • Premium Parrots
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              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #66
              Darwin, who hoped it would evolve into something more.....
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • StuKlu
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                • Feb 2010
                • 1192

                #67
                erect and veiny, but alas...

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                • whalen
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                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  #68
                  Not as shiney as all that polishing promised...
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                  • Andy105
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                    • Nov 2013
                    • 1393

                    #69
                    But tasty with ketchup, which was against all social norms. The condom itself was of Nordic Mint origins, which some of those present thought to be....

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                    • Premium Parrots
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9758

                      #70
                      Chads poop. But in fact is really an odd form of.....
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • Burnsey
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                        • Jan 2013
                        • 2572

                        #71
                        the cause of the tongue chubbies, but Frosted assured those involved that a hairball....

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                        • wa3zrm
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                          • May 2009
                          • 4436

                          #72
                          with a General Wintergreen flavor had...
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                          • Andy105
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                            • Nov 2013
                            • 1393

                            #73
                            not Choked the Parrot to the point of unconsciousness, and ...
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                            • Skell18
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                              • May 2012
                              • 7067

                              #74
                              It was actually general wintergreen that gave him a heart attack. As a genuine act of kindness to the entire world, general wintergreen was banned, except in the EU, there were riots on the streets of London when...

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                              • Frosted
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                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

                                #75
                                Piers Morgan returned. Piers was captured and suffered the most horrendous fate when he was forced to double barrel General Wintergreen for being such a wanker but he.............

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