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  • Skell18
    Member
    • May 2012
    • 7067

    #76
    Did everyone a favour and died, he last words were, "I love general wintergreen!" The world then knew it was ok to hate him. After a brief ceasefire....

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    • Andy105
      Member
      • Nov 2013
      • 1393

      #77
      ..Putin said "Oh, they already got Piers Morgan? Our mission is complete then. Let's go home, comrades." and the Russians left Crimea, searching for a better snus experience. They decided to now target....

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      • whalen
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 6593

        #78
        Estonia, hearing of this, Crow got his bong and boarded the next flight for.....
        wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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        • Skell18
          Member
          • May 2012
          • 7067

          #79
          Jamaica, but he was surprised to find out weed is illegal there, so when he was arrested at the airport and given a cavity search, once the smile died down he had to regroup and was deported to...

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          • Frosted
            Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 5798

            #80
            Romania to visit Precious 007 where..........

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            • whalen
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 6593

              #81
              He got ass lyme and precious borrowed 75 dollars promising to repay as soon as the dip...
              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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              • pouchface
                Member
                • Jul 2013
                • 150

                #82
                Finished drying out in the Northerner US warehouse, where an unidentified hillbilly had stashed it because.....

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                • Frosted
                  Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 5798

                  #83
                  he didn't want Northerner to actually send any deliveries to anybody for about 3 years....so Frank.....

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                  • wa3zrm
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 4436

                    #84
                    ridden with guilt, contacted Crow...
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                    • Skell18
                      Member
                      • May 2012
                      • 7067

                      #85
                      Who got high and forgot what it was frank asked him to do, so he simply picked it, packed it, lit it up, told everyone to come along, and take a hit from his bong...

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                      • pouchface
                        Member
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 150

                        #86
                        Then blew a huge plume of purple smoke across the Atlantic to sweden, where it hung over the GN Tobacco offices, causing them to smile and release blueberry los....

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                        • Frosted
                          Member
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 5798

                          #87
                          all over the GN ladis tits in a tag team gang bang. At the center of this action was.....

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                          • Premium Parrots
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                            • Feb 2008
                            • 9758

                            #88
                            whalen, dazed and confused. Apparently, with all this in play, this is the reason he was late for......
                            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                            • wa3zrm
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                              • May 2009
                              • 4436

                              #89
                              his period and concerned that he was...
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                              • Premium Parrots
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                                • Feb 2008
                                • 9758

                                #90
                                going to lay an egg any day now so he seizes the opportunity to secure....
                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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