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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
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    ...but suddenly... his fleshlight woke him in the most unusual way...
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    • CzechCzar
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      • Jun 2010
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      damnit

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      • Burnsey
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        • Jan 2013
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        (...but suddenly... his fleshlight woke him in the most unusual way...)

        and it was as if he felt truly alive for the first time and he was one with the fleshlight, a man and his fleshlight against the world.....bliss, except for the annoying screeching coming from.....

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        • wa3zrm
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          • May 2009
          • 4436

          a few parrots perched on the headboard of his bed! This scared the shit out of him and he immediately called...
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          • Skell18
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            • May 2012
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            Wa3zrm who brought his gun and bible, he threw the bible at the parrots but they deflected the book with their huge wing span, then nuked the book with lasers from their eyes...

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            • whalen
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              • May 2009
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              Exciting the alien swarm of nymphomaniacal gerbils whom had sworn allegiance to protecting cats and irishmen from...
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              • Premium Parrots
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                • Feb 2008
                • 9758

                soberness, they...
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • wa3zrm
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                  • May 2009
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                  ...were strange in that they only drank hard liquor and not beer; however,
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                  • whalen
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                    • May 2009
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                    How hard can liquor be asked Skell? "I practically piss the stuff" said Frosty, while he slowly removed his.....
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                    • Skell18
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                      • May 2012
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                      Portion of general wintergreen, it was so bad it gave frosty an anal prolapse...

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                      • Frosted
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                        • Mar 2010
                        • 5798

                        which was much more enjoyable than the General Wintergreen....but Frosty tripped over his prolapse rectum....

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                        • whalen
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                          • May 2009
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                          Sensing the danger, Snusdog grabbed the remaining GN fudge los and stepped behind Frosty... Snusdog started Packing the fudge los as fast as he could...Whalen, upon seeing how under equipped Snusdog was for the job, shoved him aside. Whalen heroically rose to the occasion, and begun yelling words of encouragement to Frosty....."Squeel like a pig...Bitch" he cried out over and over!

                          Squeezyjohn, realizing he was too well educated to take over, squeaked out the first thing that came to mind...."Sure got a purdy mouth on him" he managed to mince out, but it was .......
                          Last edited by whalen; 30-03-14, 01:08 AM. Reason: keep you from ever going to the deep south....
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                          • wa3zrm
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                            • May 2009
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                            ...to late! (as if you didn't know ) The look of terror on Snusdog's face as Frosty, "Squeeled like a pig" burned an unforgettable image into Whalen's mind. The shock was so great that Whalen was forced to undergo...
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                            • whalen
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                              • May 2009
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                              Level.....and wintergreen....while.....
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                              • wa3zrm
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                                • May 2009
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                                Sage returned to let everyone know...
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