A True Story......Once Upon A Time

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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
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    A True Story......Once Upon A Time

    A Snuson member by the name of......
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


  • Crow
    Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 4312

    #2
    Crow, who visited the great city of Melbourne (Seattle's doppelgänger). It was there that this fine Seattleite, and proud Cascadian.............
    Last edited by Crow; 25-03-14, 07:39 AM. Reason: Have you been pecking your beak into my stash again?
    Words of Wisdom

    Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Crow: Of course, that's a given.
    Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
    Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
    Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
    Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
    Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
    Frosted: lucky twat
    Frosted: Aussie slags
    Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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    • Andy105
      Member
      • Nov 2013
      • 1393

      #3
      ...got arrested at Melbourne Station while playing the Digeridoo, wearing only a Speedo. Alcohol may have been involved.
      Phuket Li, a Cambodian tourist, told reporters "man so scary!"

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #4
        but then suddenly.........
        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • wa3zrm
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 4436

          #5
          a half black, half oriental, gay atheist...
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          • Thunder_Snus
            Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 1316

            #6
            Reached into his pocket and pulled out his fleshlight
            Last edited by Thunder_Snus; 25-03-14, 03:37 PM.

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            • wa3zrm
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 4436

              #7
              ....and began sucking wildly on the big toe of Crow's left foot just before Crow reached down and...
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              • Snusdog
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 6752

                #8
                said.......you wanna try that on my mocca mini
                When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                • wa3zrm
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 4436

                  #9
                  ...looking up at Crow, the transvestite responded by saying, "no thanks, I'm a Mail Pouch sorta"...
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                  • Premium Parrots
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                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9758

                    #10
                    ...with that said....Crow starts to scream like a little girl for Nick and Johnny in hope some getting some real satisfaction. Sadly, in the blink of an eye....
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Andy105
                      Member
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 1393

                      #11
                      ..he was struck in the head by an empty tin of Islay Whisky Snus. Looking up for the source of his pain, he spotted an Orangutan at the top of the building. The Orang pointed at him, laughing, and shouted...

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                      • Frosted
                        Member
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 5798

                        #12
                        "Oh oh ah ah ooh ohhh ahh a" which Crow understood perfectly due to the mind expanding qualities of marijuana. The ape had actually said...

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9758

                          #13
                          sexy Crow I really love your man-boobs. Then the ape dunks his hand in a huge jar of Boy Butter and reaches over to Crow and.....
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • Snusdog
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 6752

                            #14
                            ....meanwhile back at the farm
                            When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                            • wa3zrm
                              Member
                              • May 2009
                              • 4436

                              #15
                              In his lust for humor, Snuson mod PP changed Crow's username to Precious007 only to discover...
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