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  • Frosted
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 5798

    #16
    (beat me to it wa3zrm)

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    • Frosted
      Member
      • Mar 2010
      • 5798

      #17
      ...that Crow did in fact have Lyme disease. Meanwhile, the real Precious007...

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      • wa3zrm
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 4436

        #18
        ...entered into a very explicit conversation with PP that could only be termed, "intellectual masturbation," when...
        If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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        • wa3zrm
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 4436

          #19
          Whalen, Snusdog and GN...
          If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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          • Thunder_Snus
            Member
            • Oct 2011
            • 1316

            #20
            ,also dipping their hands into boy butter in anticipation of

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              #21
              Chad visiting the site. However, after a bit of wrangling.....
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • Skell18
                Member
                • May 2012
                • 7067

                #22
                PP's wife logged him off the site after finding a page open on........

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9758

                  #23
                  gosmokeless. Then she swiped his computer and started ordering online....
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • Skell18
                    Member
                    • May 2012
                    • 7067

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                    gosmokeless. Then she swiped his computer and started ordering online....
                    Used flashlights for Whalen.....

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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9758

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Skell18 View Post
                      Used flashlights for Whalen.....

                      ....and used fleshlights for skelly. Suddenly............
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • Skell18
                        Member
                        • May 2012
                        • 7067

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                        ....and used fleshlights for skelly. Suddenly............
                        UPS arrived at the parrot residence with a special delivery of Fleshlight minis, with built in Viagra, to test a new senior range, but then......

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9758

                          #27
                          Skelly and Frosty broke into PPs house while using whalens flashlites and thru the gunfire they ended up stealing the entire lot. They immediately went to.......
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • Crow
                            Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 4312

                            #28
                            Bigblue's place for some angry makeup sex............ After the ban was lifted, precious007 and Bigblue1..............
                            Words of Wisdom

                            Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                            Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                            Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                            Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                            Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                            Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                            Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                            Frosted: lucky twat
                            Frosted: Aussie slags
                            Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                            • Skell18
                              Member
                              • May 2012
                              • 7067

                              #29
                              Fled to Alabama where they sold the stolen fleshlights to a gang of rednecks and became their gods, it wasn't long before they took over the entire USA and made swenglish the official language, and banned chick flicks....

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                              • Andy105
                                Member
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 1393

                                #30
                                ..and chicks. Armadillos were the object of their obsession, despite reports as carriers of leprosy. Their main rituals included...

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