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  • whalen
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 6593

    GN, once again, misunderstod his doctors clearly written instructions, and began tripling the amount of salt in his snus, leaving almost no room for the copious amount of pepper and.....
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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      tobacco. Recently, Dear Mr. GN developed a new tobaccoless snus where Viagra was the main ingredient to replace the tobacco. Some Ladies at GN tobacco took samples home for their husbands and never....
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • squeezyjohn
        Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 2497

        ... again found it difficult to find a place to hang their tea towels. Unfortunately one of the more perverted "members" of staff whose latest penchant was a pris under the foreskin had a very different reaction and his nose grew 6 feet long. Pinocchio, as he was now known, returned to the GN office and ...
        Squeezyjohn

        Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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        • Skell18
          Member
          • May 2012
          • 7067

          Came up with a new snus idea, vodkat snus, it would spend literally seconds fermenting in a used vodkat bottle, sourced directly from a bus shelter in Birkenhead, guaranteeing traces of urine and smack...

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          • Andy105
            Member
            • Nov 2013
            • 1393

            and the first taste left him with the same look of disappointment that he had as a small boy, when he got into the nice man's van, and found out that there was no candy. He spat, once agin, and said...

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            • whalen
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 6593

              Timmie say's you touched him! To which Warm....
              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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              • whalen
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 6593

                Replied.....Not really...just THE END!:adoration:
                wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                • Premium Parrots
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                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9758

                  ....of a tormented existence for the naughty. But the beginning of an unnatural.....
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    Obsession with dip and Lyme! leading intimately to ladies lingerie and..........
                    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                    • Premium Parrots
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9758

                      bacon deliciously surrounded with.....
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • Skell18
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                        • May 2012
                        • 7067

                        Used portions of general wintergreen...

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                        • Frosted
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 5798

                          ....Warm used to like bacon but after this horror which was too much for him he ended up on pornhub......

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                          • Andy105
                            Member
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 1393

                            ..searching frantically for a bacon replacement. He squealed like a schoolgirl the moment he found "Ham Hocked Honeys", and ran to boast of his discovery to....

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                            • wa3zrm
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                              • May 2009
                              • 4436

                              Chad and precious007 who...
                              If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                              • chadizzy1
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                                • May 2009
                                • 7432

                                get tired of being an inside joke...

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