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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Cat Shit

    How Your Cat Is Making You Crazy



    No one would accuse Jaroslav Flegr of being a conformist. A self-described “sloppy dresser,” the 53-year-old Czech scientist has the contemplative air of someone habitually lost in thought, and his still-youthful, square-jawed face is framed by frizzy red hair that encircles his head like a ring of fire.
    Certainly Flegr’s thinking is jarringly unconventional. Starting in the early 1990s, he began to suspect that a single-celled parasite in the protozoan family was subtly manipulating his personality, causing him to behave in strange, often self-destructive ways. And if it was messing with his mind, he reasoned, it was probably doing the same to others.
    The parasite, which is excreted by cats in their feces, is called Toxoplasma gondii (T. gondii or Toxo for short) and is the microbe that causes toxoplasmosis—the reason pregnant women are told to avoid cats’ litter boxes. Since the 1920s, doctors have recognized that a woman who becomes infected during pregnancy can transmit the disease to the fetus, in some cases resulting in severe brain damage or death. T. gondii is also a major threat to people with weakened immunity: in the early days of the AIDS epidemic, before good antiretroviral drugs were developed, it was to blame for the dementia that afflicted many patients at the disease’s end stage. Healthy children and adults, however, usually experience nothing worse than brief flu-like symptoms before quickly fighting off the protozoan, which thereafter lies dormant inside brain cells—or at least that’s the standard medical wisdom.

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  • Snusdog
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 6752

    #2
    Moral of the story

    GET A DOG

    When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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    • Andy105
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      • Nov 2013
      • 1393

      #3
      That explains a lot about my lunatic first wife.

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #4
        Originally posted by Andy105 View Post
        That explains a lot about my lunatic first wife.

        and.....LX

        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • lxskllr
          Member
          • Sep 2007
          • 13435

          #5
          Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
          and.....LX

          Hey you! :^D

          I've been using the GPS rover at work, and kept smelling cat piss when I opened the box. I'd check my clothes and stuff, but couldn't nail down the source. I also thought it might have been diesel. That can smell cat pissy sometimes. I finally emptied the whole case, and found some napkins in the bottom that had a strong piss smell. What I think happened is the last guy used it, took it home, and his cats pissed in the box. Cats are assholes :^D

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          • Frosted
            Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 5798

            #6
            I left the house one day and left the cat in. Admittedly it was a couple of hours but it was miserable outside.....but when I came back he'd dumped right in the middle of the duvet in our bedroom. He had the whole house to take a dump in but he had to do it right in the middle of our bed - it was so dead centre I'm sure he took up a tape measure.

            Bastard.

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            • wa3zrm
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 4436

              #7
              Originally posted by Frosted View Post
              I left the house one day and left the cat in. Admittedly it was a couple of hours but it was miserable outside.....but when I came back he'd dumped right in the middle of the duvet in our bedroom. He had the whole house to take a dump in but he had to do it right in the middle of our bed - it was so dead centre I'm sure he took up a tape measure.

              Bastard.
              Cats will only do that when their owners feed them possum testicles Étouffée with garlic sauce! Ask Andy...
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              • Frosted
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                • Mar 2010
                • 5798

                #8
                lol yeah...I saw that and thought "he's had whatever that is"

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                • whalen
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  #9
                  Next time the cat will leave the tape measure just so you get the full measure of his statement!
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • Skell18
                    Member
                    • May 2012
                    • 7067

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Frosted View Post
                    I left the house one day and left the cat in. Admittedly it was a couple of hours but it was miserable outside.....but when I came back he'd dumped right in the middle of the duvet in our bedroom. He had the whole house to take a dump in but he had to do it right in the middle of our bed - it was so dead centre I'm sure he took up a tape measure.

                    Bastard.
                    My last dog Oskar did that once when he was a puppy, can home and there was a huge turd right on the middle of our bed!

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                    • wa3zrm
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                      • May 2009
                      • 4436

                      #11
                      I Know from personal experience that dogs like to vomit on new mattresses. Not once, not twice but three times in the exact center of the bed!

                      Damn dog!
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                      • lxskllr
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                        • Sep 2007
                        • 13435

                        #12
                        Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
                        I Know from personal experience that dogs like to vomit on new mattresses. Not once, not twice but three times in the exact center of the bed!

                        Damn dog!
                        That's your fault for giving him bourbon.

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                        • wa3zrm
                          Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 4436

                          #13
                          Originally posted by lxskllr View Post
                          That's your fault for giving him bourbon.
                          After the third time, the dog was barred from the bedroom for life. The dog passed on about five years ago...
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                          • Andy105
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                            • Nov 2013
                            • 1393

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
                            After the third time, the dog was barred from the bedroom for life. The dog passed on about five years ago...
                            This almost reads like the "True Story" thread.

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