Here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted...

[wa3zrm]

Kohler introduces odor-eating toilet seat

Blow out the candle and ditch the aerosol can.
Kohler Co. has introduced a deodorizing toilet seat that it says eliminates embarrassing bathroom odors and the need for candles and sprays to cover them up.
A fan hidden in the battery-operated seat sucks in air and pushes it through an odor-eating carbon filter, followed by an optional scent pack. Product manager Jerry Bougher said the idea is to attack smells “where the action is.”
The $90 seat is one of many high-tech gadgets that Wisconsin-based Kohler and its competitors have introduced in recent years to make time spent in the bathroom more pleasant. …

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[Snusdog]

Well where is the fun in that

[mattzq8sonoma]

You won't see me buying one of those. How would a guy play a good gag on his wife with that...

[Snusdog]

You won't see me buying one of those. How would a guy play a good gag on his wife with that...

or make her gag.....for that matter

The odors we men are able to produce........ are our God given force fields.....they're like our version of the leopard's spots.........they keep us hidden and unbothered................

cause ain't no body bothering dad after tequila and a burrito supreme



In fact, we knew the meaning of "shields up" long before any TV series came a long

[Gracie]

Here I sit, so broken hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
First a push, then a squeeze,
And out it came like melted cheese.
Then I had some prunes to eat,
And now there's shit up to the seat.

[Gracie]

One for the men

Here I sit
And contemplate.
Should I shit
Or masturbate?

[Gracie]

and one for Lord Skellyton


Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit in the misty vapor.
Someone stole the toilet paper.
I cannot wait, I cannot linger,
Watch out ass, here comes the finger!

[alopezg1]

and one for Lord Skellyton


Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit in the misty vapor.
Someone stole the toilet paper.
I cannot wait, I cannot linger,
Watch out ass, here comes the finger!

it's rare to find a woman with such a refined sense of toilet humour

[wa3zrm]

Click Here to Read Funny Things to Write on Bathroom Walls

[mattzq8sonoma]

or make her gag.....for that matter

I was wondering if anybody would catch that You were on that one like stink on you know what.

[Burnsey]

Two of my favorite bathroom wall requests:

"Please don't eat the urinal cakes, it's all we have for the flies."

And, " All you ball players with short bats, please stand a little closer to the plate."