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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #1

    Farts

    Everybody farts. But here are 9 surprising facts about flatulence you may not know.

    Whether you try to hide it or not, you fart. Everybody does.
    But even though it's such a routine activity — the average person farts between 10 and 20 times per day — there's a lot about farting that you might not know.
    As part of research into the microbiome — the rich community of bacteria that live throughout your body — scientists have learned all sorts of interesting things about the bacteria that produce gas inside your intestines. Here are 9 crucial things to know about flatulence.

    (Excerpt) Read more at vox.com ...

    Here are the 9 surprising facts. There is detail for each fact at the link.
    1. You produce about 500 to 1500 milliliters of gas per day, and expel it in 10 to 20 farts
    2. 99 percent of the gas you produce does not smell
    3. Gum and soda can make you fart more
    4. Farting is the result of a healthy, complex ecosystem in your intestines
    5. There's a simple reason why you don't mind the smell of your own farts
    6. Yes, you can light a fart on fire
    7. No, you can't hold a fart in until it disappears
    8. Beano cuts down on gas production by starving these bacteria
    9. Starving your fart-producing bacteria is not a good idea
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  • alopezg1
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    • Jul 2013
    • 722

    #2
    farts are cool

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    • Snusdog
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 6752

      #3
      Whenever my wife is in the room and I let one rip.....I always yell "Freeeeedom" like brave heart
      When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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      • vogi tobacco
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        • Sep 2014
        • 78

        #4
        Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
        Whenever my wife is in the room and I let one rip.....I always yell "Freeeeedom" like brave heart
        a few hours before bed I try and hold in all my gas. When my girlfriend and I get into bed, I cuddle up next to her, wrap my arms and legs around her and whisper "I keep you warm with my methain cuddles" and then start to fart over and over again. (my rear end is always pointed away, and we are under the covers.... not a dutch oven... because our head is above the covers.)

        I am VERY gasy and usually fart more then the 20 times a day. She tagged me in an internet "meme" about true love is keeping eachother warm with methaine cuddles... she asked for it. I always get hit and a "you're discusting, but I love you too" always follows this.

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        • wa3zrm
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          • May 2009
          • 4436

          #5
          Originally posted by vogi tobacco View Post
          a few hours before bed I try and hold in all my gas. When my girlfriend and I get into bed, I cuddle up next to her, wrap my arms and legs around her and whisper "I keep you warm with my methain cuddles" and then start to fart over and over again. (my rear end is always pointed away, and we are under the covers.... not a dutch oven... because our head is above the covers.)

          I am VERY gasy and usually fart more then the 20 times a day. She tagged me in an internet "meme" about true love is keeping eachother warm with methaine cuddles... she asked for it. I always get hit and a "you're discusting, but I love you too" always follows this.
          Way to much information in this post
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          • Burnsey
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            • Jan 2013
            • 2572

            #6
            I fart, therefore I exist.

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            • wa3zrm
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              • May 2009
              • 4436

              #7
              Originally posted by Burnsey View Post
              I fart, therefore I exist.
              If you farted in a forest and no one heard it or smelled it, did you really fart?
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              • Burnsey
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                • Jan 2013
                • 2572

                #8
                Which farted first? The chicken or the egg?

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                • piks101
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                  • Sep 2010
                  • 691

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Burnsey View Post
                  Which farted first? The chicken or the egg?
                  The chicken farted out the egg

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                  • wa3zrm
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                    • May 2009
                    • 4436

                    #10
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