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  • Andy105
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    • Nov 2013
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    She should get fifty lashes with a wet noodle. Then, beaten with a frozen lasagna.

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    • wa3zrm
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      • May 2009
      • 4436

      Park nudity leads to arrest
      WHIO ^

      A man who led police on a three-county chase in August is in jail again, this time on public nudity charges.
      David Simpson, 22, address at large, is in Wayne County Jail on a charge of public nudity after police say he was found running naked in Glen Miller Park in Richmond Wednesday night.
      In August, Simpson allegedly drove a stolen BMW from Indianapolis to Englewood at speeds of 110 miles per hour. Multiple law enforcement jurisdictions were engaged in a chase with the stolen vehicle.
      Simpson attempted to drive through a closed construction area on Interstate 70. He lost control of the vehicle and attempted to flee on foot.
      He was later apprehended in the Meijer parking lot on North Main Street and charged with driving a vehicle without a license, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, obstruction of official business, and failure to comply with the order of a police officer.
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      • Premium Parrots
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        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
        Woman allowed to wear colander in driver's license photo after appeal

        BOSTON (MyFoxBoston.com) -- The Mass. Registry of Motor Vehicles is allowing a Pastafarian woman to wear a colander in her driver’s license picture.
        This comes after The American Humanist Association’s Appignani Humanist Legal Center's attorneys were enlisted to assist with the woman's appeal after she was denied the right to wear it in her license photo by the RMV.
        Lindsay Miller says she is a Pastafarian, also known as a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is a secular religion that believes the existence of a "spaghetti monster" to be just as possible as the existence of God. So she filed an administrative appeal and was scheduled to attend an appeal in October about the matter, but it was postponed and the RMV has decided to let her wear the spaghetti strainer in her photo.
        Miller said, "As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I feel delighted that my Pastafarianism has been respected by the Massachusetts RMV. While I don't think the government can involve itself in matters of religion, I do hope this decision encourages my fellow Pastafarian Atheists to come out and express themselves as I have."

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        Hey guys, SUCH A CATCH!! the kind of girl you'd take home to mother
        I bet she can cook!! at least spaghetti.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • wa3zrm
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          • May 2009
          • 4436

          People need to stop scaring cats with cucumbers, say animal behaviorists

          The new viral craze is apparently scaring cats with cucumbers, because the Internet is a weird place and humans enjoy low-grade animal cruelty as long as it's adorable.

          But National Geographic reports that we should all maybe not be scaring our cats with cucumbers. According to Upvoted, the first cat-scared-by-cucumber video appears to have been uploaded in May and went viral by July or so.

          Countless others followed, to the point where Reddit has an entire Cucumbers Scaring Cats community. The idea behind these videos is that if you put a cucumber behind a cat, it'll freak out when it sees it.

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          • wa3zrm
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            • May 2009
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            Columbia Student Claims To Be Traumatized By Reading About White People

            A student at Columbia University is urging the school to inject more diversity into its required courses, claiming she suffered severe emotional trauma from reading too many books by and about white people.

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              Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
              Columbia Student Claims To Be Traumatized By Reading About White People

              A student at Columbia University is urging the school to inject more diversity into its required courses, claiming she suffered severe emotional trauma from reading too many books by and about white people.

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              somebody give ISIS their address



              sorry, I just couldn't keep myself from saying that
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • wa3zrm
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                • May 2009
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                Subway's Jared gets 15 years, blames Subway diet

                'Once he lost weight, it seemed as though in a short time he had hypersexuality'

                (New York Post) Now he’ll find out what a decade and a half of prison bologna sandwiches will do.
                The Subway sandwich chain’s ex-pitchman, Jared Fogle, was slammed with a ??15-year, 8-month sentence on child porn charges Thursday, after a hearing in which his shrinks blamed his more than 200-pound weight loss for turning him “hyper-sexual.”
                Subway’s turkey footlongs made him a sex-crazed pedophile, Fogle had claimed in a last-ditch try for leniency.
                Fogle “traded a horrible food addiction for a horrible sex addiction,” defense lawyer Jeremy Margolis had argued at sentencing.
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                • wa3zrm
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                  • May 2009
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                  India blocks visits by U.S. officials despite warmer ties

                  Washington has been seeking to send Susan Coppedge, its newly appointed anti-people trafficking ambassador, and Randy Berry, its special envoy for LGBT rights, to New Delhi this month.
                  The countries also disagree on gay rights, which the Obama administration promotes, while homosexuality in India is illegal.
                  India was happy to work in an international framework to tackle the problem of trafficking, but rejected "unilateral assessments" of another country," he said.

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                  • wa3zrm
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                    • May 2009
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                    It's official: 'Homophobia' now a mental disorder!

                    'Snapping' author David Kupelian blasts new effort by 'loony left' to silence conservatives
                    If you think there might be something wrong with homosexuality, you most likely have a mental disorder, according to a recent study by a team of Italian researchers.
                    Discussing the study, lead researcher Emmanuele A. Jannini, M.D., stated: After discussing for centuries if homosexuality is to be considered a disease, for the first time we demonstrated that the real disease to be cured is homophobia, associated with potentially severe psychopathologies.

                    Thats right. The research team specifically found that psychoticism, immature defense mechanisms and a fearful attachment style were associated with a greater homophobic attitude in individuals.

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                    • wa3zrm
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                      • May 2009
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                      Transgender girl says she is rejected by straight guys for 'having male parts'

                      Appearing in a new BBC Three documentary, Young, Trans and Looking for Love, they let viewers see a glimpse of their lives as they struggle to find love.
                      The doc shows the moment Claire, from Virginia, meets a guy that she likes, only to be rejected by him as soon as he finds out she was born a boy.
                      She says: "In a lot of ways, I don't like telling a guy. Once I tell him all respect goes out of the window.
                      "Straight guys just can't get over you having the male parts.

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                      • wa3zrm
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                        • May 2009
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                        Homeless man is accused of collecting submachine guns, silencers and handguns

                        Richard Cunningham was homeless. But he wasn't gun-less, police allege.

                        Deputies found a cache of weapons at his Harbor City encampment, including: two fully operational submachine guns, four handguns, two makeshift silencers and numerous rounds of ammunition,
                        It is unclear how Cunningham came to possess the arsenal.

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                        • wa3zrm
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                          • May 2009
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                          Obama compares Syrian refugees to Pilgrims on the Mayflower in Thanksgiving address

                          'Nearly four centuries after the Mayflower set sail, the world is still full of pilgrims - men and women who want nothing more than the chance for a safer, better future for themselves and their families,' Obama said in his address.
                          'People should remember that no refugee can enter our borders until they undergo the highest security checks of anyone traveling to the United States,' Obama said in his address.
                          Obama has vowed to veto the House refugee bill. But the White House has said it is open to working with lawmakers on tighter security measures for visitors from 38 countries who do not need a visa for short visits to the United States.
                          In his address, Obama quoted from letters he had received from Americans welcoming Syrian refugees. Urges America to show generosity to migrants fleeing the war-torn country
                          Obama compares Syrian refugees to Pilgrims arriving in America in 1620 Calls for Americans to welcome migrants fleeing for a better life in the US His address came after he reassured Americans over their security fears Said national security is 'on the case' as Americans fear Paris-style attacks
                          The President said those who came to America in 1620 were themselves fleeing persecution before quoting from citizens who said they were ready to accommodate refugees.
                          Obama's plan to accept 10,000 refugees from Syria became a lightning rod for political criticism after attacks, claimed by ISIS militants, killed 130 people in Paris two weeks ago. The United States is leading an international coalition fighting the group in Syria and Iraq.

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                          • wa3zrm
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                            • May 2009
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                            Minnesota college students vote against honoring 9/11 victims, saying it’s offensive to Muslims

                            Students at the University of Minnesota killed a proposed moment of silence for 9/11 victims due to concerns that Muslim students would be offended.
                            Theo Menon, a Minnesota Student Association representative realized that the university wasn't doing anything to memorialize 9/11.
                            So, on October 6, he introduced an MSA proposal to asking the university to institute a "moment of recognition" during the mornings of all future September 11ths.
                            The resolution in no way referred to Islam or to whether Islam itself is to blame for global terrorism. It did not require anyone to contemplate the fact that the terrorists responsible for 9/11 were Muslims. "It merely stated that 9/11 has had a lasting effect on many students, and ought to be reflected upon for a single moment, once a year."
                            But according to the Minnesota Republic, the resolution proved oddly controversial. MSA Director of Diversity and Inclusion, David Algadi, voiced "severe criticism" of the resolution.
                            Algadi was not the only one with this opinion. A majority of student government representatives sided with him, voting down the resolution in a 36-23 vote this month. If students had their way, there would be no moment of silence at UMN on Sept. 11, 2016.
                            But after the university became "inundated" with demands for a rebuke of the vote, UMN President Eric Kaler announced that he would formalize the moment of silence anyway. Kaler told the local press that he "wanted to make sure folks were aware that the U is committed to honoring the victims."

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                              • May 2009
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                              Police Bust Weekly Mahjong Game Played By Elderly Women

                              ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, Fla. () Police in Florida busted a game of mahjong in Florida at a condominium clubhouse. The group accused of the crime: four women between the ages of 87 and 95.
                              King says word spread about their weekly gathering and that a "troublemaker" in the community called the police citing a law that prohibits playing the game for money. Police closed the clubhouse.
                              After a bit of investigating, officials came to the conclusion that there is no ordinance prohibiting mahjong gambling of that nature.

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                              • wa3zrm
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                                Man arrested on suspicion of abusing Hickman student
                                Columbia Tribune ^

                                Columbia police on Wednesday arrested a 53-year-old man who allegedly pulled a teenage family member out of Hickman High School by her hair and slapped her.
                                Police re-sponded at 3 p.m. Tuesday to the school, 1104 N. Providence Road, for a child abuse call, Officer Latisha Stroer said in an email. Youssif Z. Omar was at the school and noticed a 14-year-old female family member was not wearing a hijab, a traditional headscarf that some Muslim women wear. Omar became irate, Stroer said, grabbed the girl “very violently by the hair” and pulled her outside and down a flight of stairs.
                                Omar allegedly slapped the girl’s face and pulled her into his car by her hair, Stroer said. Police arrested Omar on suspicion of child abuse, a felony, at 5:10 p.m. Wednesday at his residence in the 1700 block of Timber Creek Drive. He was released from the Boone County Jail after posting a $4,500 bond.


                                Here's a real pillar of the community. A fine example of what traditional Middle American values are all about. Where are chidlren's services when they're really needed? OK CAIR, spin this!
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