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Former Pa. commissioner charged with indecent assault for groping 103-year-old woman in nursing home

A former Pennsylvania commissioner was arrested and charged with three counts of indecent assault on a person with a mental disability after police said he groped a 103-year-old woman with dementia.
Bill Spingler, a 75-year-old Chester County resident who previously served as a commissioner in Radnor Township and Delaware County, is accused of touching the victim's breasts during three visits this month, according to court documents.

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Beloved pet ‘Scarface’ freaks out, mauls family when they tried to put a holiday sweater on him

A Florida pitbull freaked out on its family, hospitalizing two of them, when they attempted to put a Christmas sweater on him.

The dog, named Scarface, attacked its owner Brenda Guerrero when she went to put the garment on him and then bit her husband, Ismael Guerrero when he struggled to wrestle the angry dog off of his wife, WFTS reported.

The Guerrero’s adult son Antoine Harris was next to attempt a rescue by stabbing Scarface in the head with a knife, but he too was attacked.

All three family members ran into the home and left the dog in the backyard while they called police for help.

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proof positive...........no one wants to get a sweater for xmas.

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I'm fighting prejudice, says transgender man who's four months PREGNANT

It is now almost impossible for Mrs Edgeworth to look at the pictures of Paige as a little girl without feeling tearful.
Paige will soon be 21. But she has changed her name by deed poll to Hayden Cross and has been living legally as a man for the past three years after starting gender reassignment on the NHS, a process which has left Hayden with a deeper voice and facial hair.
It has also bitterly divided his family and left him estranged from those who love him.
Mrs Edgeworth told the Mail poignantly: ‘She’s asked me to call her Hayden, and I say: “I can’t, love.” In my eyes she will always be Paige. She was born a girl. She wasn’t born a boy.’
As desperately sad as this is, it’s not the reason why Hayden’s case is in the news this week, or why a TV documentary team is making a film about him. After all, around 3,000 patients undergo gender reassignment every year.
Hayden Cross’s story is different, quite possibly unique in Britain.
He is believed to be the first transgender man in the country to publicly announce — on the front page of a red-top tabloid, no less — that he is pregnant after injecting himself with sperm from a donor he found on Facebook.
Hayden had originally hoped to freeze his eggs to be able to have children later.
But the NHS declined to pay for it and he could not afford the cost of having it done privately. So the former Asda worker, who lives on benefits in a council bedsit, suspended his hormone treatment and sought an anonymous ‘father’ online.

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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) – A Florida woman has been charged after police say she hit an officer with a tampon.

Local news outlets report that 28-year-old Tacora Fields was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer.
A police report says Fields was involved in a fight when a St. Petersburg police officer responded.

Police say Fields threatened to hit the officer with her tampon. Authorities say Fields then removed the feminine hygiene product and threw it at the officer, hitting him in the shoulder.
Police say Fields tried to flee the scene, but the officer used a stun gun on her and she was taken into custody. It’s unclear if she has an attorney.

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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) – A Florida woman has been charged after police say she hit an officer with a tampon.

Local news outlets report that 28-year-old Tacora Fields was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer.
A police report says Fields was involved in a fight when a St. Petersburg police officer responded.

Police say Fields threatened to hit the officer with her tampon. Authorities say Fields then removed the feminine hygiene product and threw it at the officer, hitting him in the shoulder.
Police say Fields tried to flee the scene, but the officer used a stun gun on her and she was taken into custody. It’s unclear if she has an attorney.

that kinda brings a tear to ones eyes......

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76-year-old man shoots wife in the butt after she refuses sex

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. —

A Southwest Florida man is being held on $100,000 bond for admitting to shooting his wife in the butt.

Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, said he and his wife, Katherine Fivecoat, 62, have not consummated their six-month marriage. He said he was upset when she refused to have sex.
Royce said he intended to scare his bride by shooting the mattress. However, he missed and hit her in the hip and butt, deputies said.

The couples roommate called for help.
When deputies arrived at the home, Royce said, "I shot her and the gun is in my room."
Royce was arrested on charges of domestic violence and aggravated battery.

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76-year-old man shoots wife in the butt after she refuses sex

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. —

A Southwest Florida man is being held on $100,000 bond for admitting to shooting his wife in the butt.

Donald Royce, 76, of Lehigh Acres, said he and his wife, Katherine Fivecoat, 62, have not consummated their six-month marriage. He said he was upset when she refused to have sex.
Royce said he intended to scare his bride by shooting the mattress. However, he missed and hit her in the hip and butt, deputies said.

The couples roommate called for help.
When deputies arrived at the home, Royce said, "I shot her and the gun is in my room."
Royce was arrested on charges of domestic violence and aggravated battery.

"So...I guess Saturday nights out of the question, then..."

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College Kids Pledge to Remove Genitals if Trump Builds Wall

As reported previously, 2 students at The University of California stated that they would publicly remove their penis’ if Trump enforced the existing USA-Mexico border wall. In a continuance of this trend, 4 students at the University of Washington have promised to remove pieces of their reproductive anatomy if Trump builds the wall.

Washington Sophomore Trent Griliphaen said he was inspired by the movement at The University of California, and that he “thinks that Trump’s construction of the wall is just an extension of his penis, and an expression of Patriarchal rape culture. Really, by building the wall, we are raping the Mexican people, and I am no longer willing to be a perpetrator of rape culture. If I remove my penis, I am making a statement that I reject this mentality.”
Griliphaen was apparently the first student at UW to embrace this movement, and according to him, he has inspired three other male students to emasculate themselves, in public, when construction of the new border wall commences.
“I heard about what was happening in California, and new that this kind of movement could gain traction up here – we are a progressive state. I kind of feel guilty, I’m removing my penis, but one of the other guys is going to castrate himself, and he’s even considering taking off a couple of fingers” stated Griliphaen.
Source: www.usadailyinfo.com

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great...lets get em all sterilized....no mo breeding. sounds like a plan....

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They'll never go through with it. All talk. What a great line to use on girls for sympathy sex at parties.

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College Kids Pledge to Remove Genitals if Trump Builds Wall

Do you think Despicable Don will change his mind when he hears this?? lol

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MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TO THE END

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Scent of a Kitten: Perfumer Debuts 'Kitten Fur' Fragrance

Our sense of smell plays an important role in how we interpret the world around us. And for people who love cats, there are few scents as welcome as the smell of the soft fur on a kitten's head.
That delectable scent is now available in a bottle. Perfume company Demeter Fragrance Library (DFL) recently announced the release of a new fragrance dubbed "Kitten Fur." The perfume captures "the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that "purr"-fect spot, just behind a kitten's neck," according to a product description on the company's website.
Kitten Fur joins a range of Demeter scents that are also inspired by the natural world, including Giant Sequoia, Mountain Air, Grass, Dirt and Earthworm. But how do you bottle up the evocative scent of a kitten? [Tip of the Tongue: The 7 (Other) Flavors Humans May Taste]

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