Dear Snuson Members. I have finally escaped!!

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    Dear Snuson Members. I have finally escaped!!

    Guays I have finally returned and I'm glad to be here again! I thought I would never make it out of Moes basement alive. His Offroad Coffee/Vanilla deprivation experiments were brutal. Luckily I was freed by a gaggle of aliens but they ended up keeping me for a while to do some probing around. After they became thoroughly disgusted they finally let me go.

    Thanks to everyone for all your well wishes while I was gone. I have been able to read a lot of them lately and I really appreciate the concern you all have shown.

    I will spare you all the details about my absence but let me just say that after some pretty severe complications from my sex change surgery and then the month or two I spent just playing with myself I am now back...and my fingers are stronger and longer than ever. However I realize now I should have had my tonge extended as well.

    On a serious note I do want you all to know that I did not just abandon the site or my many friends here. I let the mods and ownership know what happened and where I was and stayed in contact with them during the course of my absence. I appreciate them respecting my privacy during this time and for them passing on all your well wishes. I won’t say too much more about it except that I am fine [for the most part] and it’s good to finally be able to resume business as usual. A huge thanks to SnusDog for the xtra effort he put in while I was gone.

    Soooo with that said..... where are my blue barrels and who’s the first victim.






    Last edited by Premium Parrots; 01-04-15, 08:01 PM.
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  • whalen
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 6593

    #2
    YOU RAT BASTARD! I Had you dead and moldering.....! I cried and peed myself a little....I am out at least a hundred bucks, I have to call Mr. Ratso and check the spread. Froggy has been inconsolable.
    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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    • Andy105
      Member
      • Nov 2013
      • 1393

      #3
      Holy crap! He lives! Welcome back, man. We sure missed Blingee, the kissing pig.

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      • Thunder_Snus
        Member
        • Oct 2011
        • 1316

        #4
        Thought for sure you were dead.
        Great to see you back

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752

          #5
          Who?
          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • Snusdog
            Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 6752

            #6
            Just kidding!!

            Glad you are back my friend!!!!

            It wasn't the same without you
            When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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            • admin

              #7
              Welcome back PP!

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              • codyg140
                Member
                • Jan 2013
                • 705

                #8
                Well this just made my day of being forced to piss in a cup a lot better. Welcome back pp as for news I have a new baby boy and my wife's boobs are huge, it's great!!!!!

                Though I hate to bring sad news to your attention I'm sad to say Whalen has disappeared and I believe him to be a goner

                Edit- I found Whalen

                but seriously glad your back
                Last edited by codyg140; 01-04-15, 11:08 PM. Reason: Because I can

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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  #9
                  Parrots!!! You twat (but I still love ya) I am genuinely smiling as I type! So good to see you back ya sick phuq. We were taking bets on how thick the dust was on top of the blue barrels, stick it in and let us know if it's more than an inch ;-) so good to see you back brother!

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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    #10
                    I sure had him oozing maggots for months now!
                    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                    • Andy105
                      Member
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 1393

                      #11
                      Originally posted by whalen View Post
                      I sure had him oozing maggots for months now!
                      I wonder if there's any meaning to his re-birth on April 1st.

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                      • lxskllr
                        Member
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 13435

                        #12
                        Son of a bitch! Who reversed my ban!?

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                        • codyg140
                          Member
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 705

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Andy105 View Post
                          I wonder if there's any meaning to his re-birth on April 1st.
                          I would have been more confused if he waited till Easter

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                          • squeezyjohn
                            Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 2497

                            #14
                            Twat!

                            Bastard!

                            It may be the internet ... but you can't play around with people's genuine emotions that way man.

                            You're so on my 'ignored' list
                            Squeezyjohn

                            Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                            • whalen
                              Member
                              • May 2009
                              • 6593

                              #15
                              Worst god damn april fools joke ever..........! Sick , even for parrotts. Jokes on me then, hahhahahjagajaga.....not. Arseholes!!! Some of us have been worried sick over his disappearance. Phuq me......! Rot in hell.
                              Last edited by whalen; 02-04-15, 01:40 AM.
                              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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