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[wa3zrm]

Harding Charter Preparatory High School Students Use Dead Cats In Bizarre 'Dance' Video (GREAT VID)

Animal rights activists are blasting a top-ranked Oklahoma charter school after its students were seen on video using dead cats to act out dance moves, set to the jingle used in commercials for Meow Mix cat food.

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[codyg140]

The next generation of psychopaths, today making dead cats dance, tomorrow murdering us all. They grow up so fast!

[Snusdog]

Sniff.........I just love the storied tradition of Dance.........now that was art

Bravo...BRAVO.....Bravo........Encore....Encore..... (I'll get some more cats)

[wa3zrm]

The next generation of psychopaths, today making dead cats dance, tomorrow murdering us all. They grow up so fast!

Personally, I think this is much tamer than the High School Video I have of PP burying live cats up to their necks and then running them over with a lawn mower.

[wa3zrm]

CAT OWNER GETS EVEN WITH SNUSDOG:
10-Year-Old Accused Of Beating Dog To Death With Stick
CBS 11 DFW ^

Update: Police have now said the boy who will be charged with the dog beating death is 10-years-old, not 11.
FORT WORTH (CBSDFW.COM) – Residents in one Fort Worth neighborhood are shocked after “Cookie,” a Cavalier mix, was allegedly beaten to death.
Police said an 11-year-old boy chased Cookie out of the pet’s back yard with a stick, eventually cornering him on a porch then killing him.
According to the Cookie’s owner of five years, Jennifer Knittel, a concerned neighbor was key in figuring out what happened to the dog. Knittel said while she wasn’t home, a neighbor driving by noticed something strange.
“She saw my two dogs hiding under a pickup next door with a kid, an 11-year-old kid, kicking at them, trying to get them to come out from underneath the car,” she said.
Knittel said the witness felt like she should drive back around and question the boy.
“She said, ‘Did you hurt that dog?’ And he said, ‘No, it’s sleeping,'” she said.
Ultimately, a blow to the head killed Cookie, cracking his skull and severing his spine.
The boy told police the dog attacked him.
Knittel said the witness told her Cookie didn’t provoke the brutal attack.
“I don’t think we’ve ever heard cookie even growl. So for someone to attack Cookie — it doesn’t make any sense to me,” she said. “My dog was not aggressive. The little boy has no scratches or marks of any kind on him.”
CBS 11 tried to speak with the parents of the boy the witness said was involved, but a man inside the child’s house refused to speak.
“I just want justice for Cookie,” Knittel said.
The family is working with a private investigator to get justice and police said felony charges are expected to be filed against the boy.

[Burnsey]

Good start....dead cat dancing.....cat mowing.....

Here's a few more ideas, not a complete list:

Carpet beater.
Slippers.
Back scratcher.
Javelin.
Baseball bat.
Rug.
Golf club.
Feed one to the ducks in the local pond.
Athletics 'hammer'.
Christmas present.
Speed humps.
Walking stick.
Snooker cue.
Bog brush.
Substitute loo roll.
Scarf.
Pin cushion.
Cut off the feet and use them as ink wells.
Tie some horse hair between the front and back legs to make a violin bow.
Pillow.
Bath sponge.
Hat.
Umbrella pole.
Greyhound racetrack 'hare'.
Cat's eyes in the road.
Heavy duty fly swatter.
Padding for ice hockey players.
Towel.
Create a nice little water feature for the garden.
'Pin the tail on the cat'.
Kicking stand for rugby balls.
Cricket bat.
Conductor's baton.
Shield.
Arrow.
Cut off the tail and use as a quill.
Conversation piece for the coffee table.
Airplane chocks.
Backpack.
Wear it on your head and run round shouting, "I'm covered in cat hair!!".
Use two dead cats to make a pair of gloves.
Fire poker.
Luge.
Kneeling pad.
Chuck one into a 'conker tree' to knock the conkers down.
Novelty draught excluder.
Use one to suffocate your enemies.
Partly bury, head first, in the ground... now you have a firework launching pad!
Barbecue fuel.
After a short time it can be used as a redneck air freshener.
Prop in sanitary towel adverts.
Dog food.
Run electrical wire through it to make a decorative lamp stand.
Door stop.
Oven mitt.
A 'conversation piece' in the living room when you have people over you really don't like.
Practice for that brother that's learning taxidermy.
Give it to a cat lover >
Use the head as a disposable tennis ball at picnics.
Put one in the middle of the road to make speeding drivers feel bad.
Use them for traction when your car gets stuck in the snow.
A goose emulator.
Halloween decoration.
Put it in your teacher's trunk or under the car seat.
Put on desk chair of co-worker who takes credit for something you did.
Flatten out, dry it and use as a frisbee.
Smack the neighbours.
Food for the homeless.
Drop them by the thousands on France and Iraq.
Bookend.
Toupee.
Stuffing for Beanbag chair.
Seasoning.
Bake into a meatloaf and give it to in-laws.
Drop 100 of them along with 100 dead dogs from an airplane onto a trailer park so when the rednecks there say "it's raining cats and dogs" they will actually be right.
Sew 3-4 together and give to spouse as a anniversary gift.
Coffee Table.
Sympathy vote at parties.
Keeping the flies off your marmite.
New superhero - "Exkittytron".
Position over your face to protect the small micro-organisms that exist in your beard.
Shave it, stick the fur all over you, then say you're part cat.
Tea cosy.
Scarecrow for very dumb birds.
Measure the circumference of a room by swinging it.
Lure for a live dog.
Put in the garden borders for repelling rabbits.
A small child's bike.
Your dad's a what?!
Attach to a long wooden pole and use to sweep chimneys.
Throw at bears in a zoo.
Burn and use as fertilizer.
Use as antenna ball.
Soak up blood at crime scenes.
Large paintbrush.
Bury it in your backyard, give it an elaborate tombstone, and claim that it haunts your house.
Use to decorate your high-tech laser.
Taxiderm it and display in your window all year round.
Taxiderm it and place on your couch for when guests come over.
Bury it.

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[Snusdog]

Here's a few more ideas, not a complete list:

Bro that is a great list.......but how could you leave off the #1........ all time..... universal use of a cat




Chinese Food

[codyg140]

Bro that is a great list.......but how could you leave off the #1........ all time..... universal use of a cat




Chinese Food




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damnit now I'm hungry

[Premium Parrots]

Dead cats make great fleshlites if you toss em in the microwave for about 2 1/2 minutes on high power. Make sure to cover it in plastic wrap before warming. Exploding a cat in a microwave can be pretty messy.

Lube it up and enjoy.