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That's funny.....when I was a kid one of my chores was to clean out the stalls in the stable. I had to use a pitch fork and load it onto a trailer and then drive the tractor thru the fields and spread it with the same pitch fork. Just like in the olden days......wait, that was the olden days. Things sure have come a long way.
I do remember having some horse turds in the back of my truck. One morning before school a bunch of us had a shit fight in the parking lot. My buddy and I had all the ammo and the opposing team had to scramble to pick up turds when we missed them. It was funny as hell....I guess you had to be there.........and have a good buzz going.
I did dispose of a handful of horse turds in a unique way. On my buddies dads birthday I handpicked a Fanny Mae candy box with the most perfect horse turds and put them in the little brown wrappers and gently placed them in the box and wrapped it up. Whe it came time to give him his present everybody was watching. So he opens it up and looks then takes another look and goes to grab one to eat. I had to stop him. Those turds sure did look like Fanny Maes chocolates.
Yea...I was always an ass.
before anyone quotes and corrects my post I'll do it my self....
Yea...I was always a HORSES ass.Last edited by Premium Parrots; 07-07-15, 02:16 AM.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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