I'm trying to grow a beard

[wa3zrm]

Last time I tried I was in my 20's and in college - nothing but peach fuzz.

I'm 60+ now, going into my third week of trying. My face looks like a shaved dog's butt! Any suggestions or advice?

I know PP, there is a good opening here - please be kind LOL

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use the same stuff most men use to fertilize their mustaches.

works for me....and the wife loves it.

[Snusdog]

Last time I tried I was in my 20's and in college - nothing but peach fuzz.

I'm 60+ now, going into my third week of trying. My face looks like a shaved dog's butt! Any suggestions or advice?

I know PP, there is a good opening here - please be kind LOL

Hey my butt doesn't look nearly that bad

You might want to check out some beard oil. Beard oil is a leave in conditioner that makes the beard softer and also helps reduce itchiness. It is kind of an aftershave specially made for beards. I have tried a lot of different brands and scents so if you have any questions about any of them let me know (chances are I may have tried it). My favorite is a small company called Beardology LINKYou can also find several brands on Amazon.

Good luck on the face mat

[wa3zrm]

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH ENTIRE VIDEO FOR THE HUMOR

[Burnsey]

60 years +? All your beard growth moves to ears and nostrils....scientific fact!

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60 years +? All your beard growth moves to ears and nostrils....scientific fact!

Bull crap, scientific fact...I think not. Its the hair migrating from the top of your head.

[Snusdog]

60 years +? All your beard growth moves to ears and nostrils....scientific fact!

B you need to say that a good bit louder........all PP's head hair has migrated to his ears.

And if he has hairy feet......well you know where that migrated from

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funny you mention my hearing..........tomorrow my new hearing aids arrive.


now if I can cut the hair balls out of my ears the hearing aids might fit....and I'll be able to hear again.

[Burnsey]

B you need to say that a good bit louder........all PP's head hair has migrated to his ears.

And if he has hairy feet......well you know where that migrated from

Not to worry, he knows what he's doing.....