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"I shot myself in the pants with the chocolate shotgun"
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Oh man.....it gave us one of the best lines on the site ever
"I shot myself in the pants with the chocolate shotgun"When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers -
Chad, is how I learned what a Fleshlight was & as a pipe smoker, I wondered if you needed a 7 day rotation, or if you simply reused one, or allowed one to rest����Comment
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Turns out, the dishwasher can save you 6 Fleshlights!
A decade out of a Fleshlight must really be space aged silicone.Well it's amazingly loose these days, any one know a good way to shrink it?Last edited by tattooer601; 15-03-19, 12:15 PM.Comment
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Crazy Glue?wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!Comment
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Use RTV gasket sealant...
Down side is the dry time..Comment
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Well, if you use it correctly, there is no "dry Time", just sayin!Originally posted by tattooer601 View Postwiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!Comment
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Aah ... OK ... I'll bite! The world's gone mad since I left snuson ... it's caught up with us stalwarts of the forum ;-)Squeezyjohn
Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!Comment
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But if we're going to do this properly ... we need Skell ... and we need to get the chatbox working again!Squeezyjohn
Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!Comment
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I've developed a new home-made snus that tastes of farts ... it's called Trump Extra Stark Portion.Squeezyjohn
Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!Comment
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John, do you still grow and produce your own Snus?
I agree, where's Skell?Comment
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I am so glad to hear from You my friend! Skell is in my facebook feed everyday! Ever since Skell and Frosty developed that Farage Fantasy things have been bitchy....Originally posted by squeezyjohn View Post
Chatbox would be nice, but things have never been the same since the adults tried to restore order here IMHO. That was counter intuitive with this group. I am still a bit paranoid to cut loose here actually, but at least the beatings stopped.
Froggy says HEY... he just emerged today after the long winter.
The chatbox, unsupervised, and not directly accessible to the faint of heart, is the place to get real.wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!Comment
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We need Skell, Extreem, and GN so that everything is funny and badly misunderstood!wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!Comment
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I sharted my pantaloons!wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!Comment
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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