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  • TripEMT
    Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 100

    #1

    Ok.... This is completely random...

    I love snus almost more than life itself, and i can't imagine living without it..

    but has anyone else noticed how easy it is to have a typo, and type "anus."

    it has a tendency to really mess up a conversation...

    Guy: I'm so happy, My shipment finally came in.
    Girl: That's awesome, what did you order?
    Guy: anus... i cant wait to open it up and pop a portion in
    Girl: ummm.... dude?
    Guy: Damnit.... i meant Snus....

    Also.... Sneezing with a portion in SUCKS! i just spent a few minutes wiping snus juice off the computer monitor, and un-sticking the portion from it...
  • cocsp2002
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 509

    #2
    Trip, you're not the first person I've heard of having a portion (or pris) make an explosive exit from hip lip. I've personally never experienced this phenomenon...I mean, I sneeze, the snus stays put. I just guess my body knows its priorities: keep the nic, lose the snot. I would say developing a lightning fast mouth-covering reflex is in short order.


    And for the record, I've NEVER typed anus by accident. Well, I've never hit submit before correcting it...

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    • TripEMT
      Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 100

      #3
      Yeah... I've noticed that i have a tendency to be a little odd...

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      • Zero
        Member
        • May 2006
        • 1522

        #4
        Re: Ok.... This is completely random...

        Originally posted by TripEMT
        but has anyone else noticed how easy it is to have a typo, and type "anus."
        Hehe, advantages of typing on a Dvorak keyboard - 'a' and 's' are at opposite pinkies :idea:

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        • ponysoprano
          Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 562

          #5
          Originally posted by TripEMT
          Yeah... I've noticed that i have a tendency to be a little odd...
          typing "anus" LOL...I've previously told my story of sneezing out a soggy General Onyx portion while I was at a job site...just seconds after a lady walked away from talking to me...I totally kungfu-reflexively put up my hand and caught it, took a quick 360 look, and popped it back in my mouth. ops: ops:

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          • sentry103
            Member
            • Sep 2008
            • 271

            #6
            WoW. I'm waiting for the person who tries to "pop" a portion in his anus. I think that would completely round off all the "interesting" topics in this forum.... Crap! I probably just gave someone who is crazy enough an idea.

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            • Zero
              Member
              • May 2006
              • 1522

              #7
              Xob would do it if anyone would. :lol:

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              • snusfather
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 227

                #8
                Originally posted by Zero
                Xob would do it if anyone would. :lol:
                Probobly has, but with Phantom Blue Los and an Ice tool .

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9760

                  #9
                  Originally posted by snusfather
                  Originally posted by Zero
                  Xob would do it if anyone would. :lol:
                  Probobly has, but with Phantom Blue Los and an Ice tool .

                  They should change the name to Phantom Brown just for Xob. :lol:
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • lxskllr
                    Member
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 13435

                    #10
                    Good thing snus is non spit O.o

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                    • RobsanX
                      Member
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 2030

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sentry103
                      WoW. I'm waiting for the person who tries to "pop" a portion in his anus. I think that would completely round off all the "interesting" topics in this forum.... Crap! I probably just gave someone who is crazy enough an idea.
                      If you think it burns the first time you put on your gums... :shock:

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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9760

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RobsanX
                        Originally posted by sentry103
                        WoW. I'm waiting for the person who tries to "pop" a portion in his anus. I think that would completely round off all the "interesting" topics in this forum.... Crap! I probably just gave someone who is crazy enough an idea.
                        If you think it burns the first time you put on your gums... :shock:
                        .........so you know from experiance?
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • RobsanX
                          Member
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 2030

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                          Originally posted by RobsanX
                          Originally posted by sentry103
                          WoW. I'm waiting for the person who tries to "pop" a portion in his anus. I think that would completely round off all the "interesting" topics in this forum.... Crap! I probably just gave someone who is crazy enough an idea.
                          If you think it burns the first time you put on your gums... :shock:
                          .........so you know from experiance?
                          Well I've never stuck snus up my butt, but I've eaten enough spicy food to know how sensitive that area is... :lol:

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                          • Ainkor
                            Member
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 1144

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RobsanX
                            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                            Originally posted by RobsanX
                            Originally posted by sentry103
                            WoW. I'm waiting for the person who tries to "pop" a portion in his anus. I think that would completely round off all the "interesting" topics in this forum.... Crap! I probably just gave someone who is crazy enough an idea.
                            If you think it burns the first time you put on your gums... :shock:
                            .........so you know from experiance?
                            Well I've never stuck snus up my butt, but I've eaten enough spicy food to know how sensitive that area is... :lol:
                            Hrmm...

                            Quick acting Anal Snus. Just call it Assnus! Don't even need to worry about flavor (unless your into that kinda thing).

                            Just keep this post in mind. This would count as prior art in case of a patent!

                            -Ainkor

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                            • RobsanX
                              Member
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 2030

                              #15
                              Hrmm...

                              Quick acting Anal Snus. Just call it Assnus! Don't even need to worry about flavor (unless your into that kinda thing).

                              Just keep this post in mind. This would count as prior art in case of a patent!

                              -Ainkor[/quote]

                              Don't laugh too hard... There are folks out there that take their alcohol in an enema. Anal nicotine could be the next weird fetish...

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