Ok.... This is completely random...

[sentry103]

I'm thinking we need some ass liners or something to protect our underwear...wonder how the "burn" is...like under the lip normal snus enjoying burning feeling? or is it like "been eating chilli for 3 days straight" burn

Dear Surfing,

Please give it a try for us and report on your findings. You could get some of them new manpons. Report back on those too if you don't mind. I've never seen any but heard about them on MTV's Rob and Big show.

Thanks in advance,
Sentry.

[surfing_64]

Ok so heres my findings...

KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME (but adults can coz we can buy snus legally hahaha)

Snus as a snuspository...
1. Choosing a flavour - I chose general sterk, coz if it worked, i wanted it to work really well!
2. To Lube or not to Lube - well, a lubed up snus comes straight back out as a slippery little brown ****er.
3. Take a dump first - to avoid it being brown (gen sterk is white) do your business before trying and wipe real good.
4. Insertion - Try to aim for the prostate, as this seems to feel the best. (Note: Possible chance of ass cancer later in life)
5. The snart - It feels like your first snuff sneeze, about 5 seconds after insertion, the snasseeze (hehe i made that word up just then)
6. Realize you should've worn an underpants liner (I recommend ciggarette rolly paper available from your local tobacconist for a small fee)
7. The BURN! - It starts off really soothing, but ends up really painful.
8. The urge to take a dump - Weird feeling, nothing happens when you try, but wiping after hurts like ****.
9. Realisation - You realise that you've lost your portion. There;s no way to find it, its up there somewhere. Moments pass before you realise that you're nothing but a big queer for trying this. hmmm.

Disclaimer: The above scenario may or may not have happened, we at surfing corp 64 do not recommend assnussing. Perform this act at own rist. We hold no responsiblity for those who waste portions or lose snus by assnussing, persons who cannot walk for a few days after or damaged underwear. Ass cancer is also none of our concern for someone dumb enough to try it

10. Go on try it again - Its addictive, try some loose as well!!



So there you go, also nasal snuff bullets are perfect for assnuffing. just watch the snuffarts, like a big cloud of snust.

[RobME]

This is the BEST example of a thread (@SnusOn), that never should've been. Surfing_64... I'm won't even ask what you were on when you posted that. I'm outa here (and not fast enuf).

[sentry103]

Surfing you are just awesome. I'll be laughing for days.

[TripEMT]

Surfing... i bow to your hilariousness....and wow... this thread went from a typo... to assnus... to full, detailed instructions on how to consume snus rectally...

I can't tell you enough how much i love this damn Forum...

[holnrew]

Oh my god! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:

[airwoodstock]

So........instead of "lös snus" you'd have "lös anus"? :shock:

"Are you suffering from irregularity? Introducing new Skruf Stark Lös Anus! The only smokless tobacco that picks you up and cleans you out!"

ROFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:[/list]

[TripEMT]

this thread just keeps going...lol

[Premium Parrots]

GREAT!?!? Now everytime I think of los snus it will remind me of Lost snus. FAAACK.



poor poor Limmiewinks



quickly steps away from surfing64.


thinks surfing64 has been hanging out with Mr. Slave too much.

[surfing_64]

There clearly was a disclaimer saying that this may or may not have happened...although it was in small print.

Mr slave and me go way back, just friends though.

Oh well, i cant stop laughing at the topic, i'm just gonna go play ps3 with a anus up my ass?

[Premium Parrots]

Hey Surfing64!! I hear swedish match is coming out with a new dual purpose snus. First you use it anally for 30 minutes then you expell it and put it under your lip. They say its pretty good shit and it produces a personal, intimate "self-flavoring". :roll:


I haven't tried it yet. I'm waiting untill I see some reviews from you all.

[surfing_64]

I thought it was the other way round and went mouth the ass. That way the snus is more lubed. Oh well, each to his own