I find it odd that with only a simple Google search, I can basically tap into the collective consciousness of the Western World on pretty much any topic I deem interesting yet I don’t even know who the hell my neighbor is...
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Your neighbor is a passive aggressive spouse abuser who dropped out of high school and is faking their education.
They have three kids, two of whom they deny because they were adopted out. They had a dog that ran away a few years ago.
They also run an Asian "amateur" porn ring from there.
All found on Google BTW.
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I know absolutely nothing about our neighbors and we have lived here for almost 2.5 years.
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I have a weed dealer that lives accross the hall from me, A crack dealer that lives above me, and a wife-beating alcoholic living below me.
Though it saddens me to say it, these are all facts.
Nothing is more peaceful than stoners and crackheads running up/down the stairs all day/night to get their shit. Well, no... I'd have to say that the most peaceful is being in a dead sleep and being woken up to my bed shaking because the drunk downstairs decided he wanted to throw his wife through a wall or door at 3am for no apparent reason.
The only consolation is that all of em are scared of my Pittbull. Sometimes I wait until I hear a knock on the door late at night, put my dog on her leash, then hide behind my door and crack it just enough for her to charge out to the end of her leash and send the hoodrats scattering in fear :lol:Comment
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We don't have any lurking hoodrats per sé, just a family of raccoons that likes to sh!t and f**k in the gazebo. I can always hear raccoon drama in the wee hours. I have a deep love for animals but there have been times when I wanted to go out there with a 1022 loaded with CCI Velocitor varmint rounds.
Out here in the boondocks it pays to know your neighbors. My friends next-door are a couple, a nurse and an EMT/firefighter. The meth-head country bumpkin trash that used to steal mail stopped when they realized the 6'4" 300+ pound driver of the filthy Pontiac[me] was armed and home during their "working hours".Comment
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my neighbors are loud and tacky. I hate my HOA. The next house I buy is going to be out in the woods, away from humans. I have sent my dog out of the house before, too... cause someone was snooping around my shit, but he is trained.Comment
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Wait until you've had the pleasure of living next to a tweaker; or better yet, having one as a roomate.....that's always loads of fun. It's hard to get a good night's sleep when there's a good chance you'll wake up the next morning with the house destroyed and half of your shit broken/missing.Originally posted by Xobeloot
Oh yeah....pics of the pit! My roomate has two blue-nosed pits; if anyone jumped the fence, they would probably just get licked to death, but so far no one will test that theory!
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Neighbors never fail to amaze me. I realize that everyone thinks differently about things, but a shocking amount of people seem to believe that once they're home, no one else exists for miles and miles. Yet everyone complains about their neighbors. That phenomenon is totally baffling to me.
It's the same with drivers. By my estimation, approximately 2% of drivers are actually great at it, and by great I mean almost never pissing anyone off (requires lots of focus and awareness). Yet everyone thinks they're a great driver, and complains about other drivers. Crazy!
Nah, I'd take the internet over neighbors any second of the week. At least you can turn the internet off when you want to sleep.Comment
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When it comes to most people, I prefer my animals.Comment
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Forget pitbulls, I make it a point to be clear that it is ME my neighbours should be afraid of :lol:Comment
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If you don't know your neighbors consider yourself lucky. We have a neighbor who is an exhibitionist. He is basically harmless but he walks out on his back porch, naked and begins to masterbate. I am not making this shit up. We've called the law on him 2x and have video incase we ever have to go to court. Security cameras are up. He doesn't even walk into his back yard anymore since he knows if I see his lil peker again he's got a pass straight to jail. (it helps knowing all the sheriff's deputys). We have a criminal tresspass on him and if he ever steps onto a square inch of our 10 acres he'll most likely be hurting in short order. Anyway some of you could have it worse. :evil:
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Originally posted by sentry103
I didn't know you were neighbors with Xobeloot :lol:Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Reading the last two posts, I had to struggle, not to have to spit out my freshly baked prilla. :lol:
My neighbours are o.K., though I also don't talk with them more than once every couple of weeks.
Cheers!Comment
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I love long range shooting.Comment
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And so does my wife.. No rude comments please. Yes she's American Indian and easily angered. Yes she knows how to use that rifle.Comment
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Horse hunting?Originally posted by sentry103
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