Your kids penis might end up being smaller than yours.

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  • Slydel
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    • Mar 2008
    • 421

    #1

    Your kids penis might end up being smaller than yours.

    Ahh, what a funny article I obtained in my e-mail. Here is a quote: "A common chemical ingredient in plastics has been linked to smaller penises and incomplete descent of testicles in baby boys." Watch what your wife drinks out of when she is pregnant!!!! Sure glad my mom did not have the option of drinking out of plastics when I was in the womb. Yet, I don't think it would have mattered much since I am 6' 5", have big hands, feet, and a large nose!

    The link: http://www.newsmax.com/health/plasti...10/139202.html
  • holnrew
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    • Jul 2008
    • 613

    #2
    I'm 6'4 have big feet, medium hands and a small nose... and my adam's apple isn't particularly prominent.

    Make of that what you will...

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    • Steel Blue 91
      Member
      • May 2008
      • 163

      #3
      Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet...
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      Yep - they wear big shoes!! I know, I'm 6 feet even and a size 12.

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      • Dead Rabbit
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        • Mar 2008
        • 315

        #4
        I'm 6'2 and cursed with a fricking small, pink weiner...

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        • Premium Parrots
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          • Feb 2008
          • 9760

          #5
          Originally posted by Dead Rabbit
          I'm 6'2 and cursed with a fricking small, pink weiner...
          ahhhh......don't worry DR.....someday you will meet a nice young lady with a small, pink pussy. Wait......isn't that what we all want?
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • Slydel
            Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 421

            #6
            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
            Originally posted by Dead Rabbit
            I'm 6'2 and cursed with a fricking small, pink weiner...
            ahhhh......don't worry DR.....someday you will meet a nice young lady with a small, pink pussy. Wait......isn't that what we all want?
            My wife must be fertile this week.... It doesn't matter, you can always Clarence Carter it (in reference to his song "Strokin'"). By the way, I don't know how many times I was at a wedding and never listened to the lyrics to this seemingly innocuous song. Frickin hilarious song, and dirty too.

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            • snusjus
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              • Jun 2008
              • 2674

              #7
              It's not about the length, it's the girth.

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              • Premium Parrots
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                • Feb 2008
                • 9760

                #8
                Its not the lenght or the girth.........its the aim and stamina.
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • holnrew
                  Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 613

                  #9
                  The size of your penis doesn't matter, it's how stylishly you drape it around your neck.

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                  • Slydel
                    Member
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 421

                    #10
                    Holnrew must have a non-existent torso.

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                    • Jason
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                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1370

                      #11
                      Zing!

                      :lol:

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                      • Premium Parrots
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                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9760

                        #12
                        bam
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • holnrew
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                          • Jul 2008
                          • 613

                          #13

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                          • Premium Parrots
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                            • Feb 2008
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                            #14
                            8)
                            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                            • lxskllr
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                              • Sep 2007
                              • 13435

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                              8)
                              Exactly what are you searching for when you find these threads? O.o

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