This place needs some blonde jokes!

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  • bmwgsa
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 248

    This place needs some blonde jokes!

    And I'm happy to supply some.....
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    What do you call an eternity?
    Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop

    What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
    You always hear about them but never see them.

    Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
    They think their picture is being taken.

    How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
    It has a stamp on it.

    A brunnette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to
    rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
    A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts
    jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
    Suddenly, the brunnette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks
    just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place.
    The Brunnette goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22

    How do you drown a Blonde?
    Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

    Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a
    regular one?
    You have to hollow out the head.

    Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
    Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

    Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
    death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
    They went to see "Closed for Winter".

    A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops
    a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
    She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the
    machine keeps feeding out drinks.
    Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for
    a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone else could have a go.
    The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, "Can't you see I'm winning?!"

    Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
    To see what was on the other side

    How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
    Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
  • aery
    Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 22

    #2
    I don't get it?



    ps: I'm a blonde. 8)

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    • RobsanX
      Member
      • Aug 2008
      • 2030

      #3
      A blind man enters a bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!

      The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...

      1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.

      2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.

      3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

      4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and

      5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

      The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;

      "Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        #4
        lmao..........true
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • SNUSMAN
          New Member
          • May 2008
          • 5

          #5
          How can you tell a blonde was using your computer.

          There's White Out all over the screen. :lol:

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