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What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
A brunnette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to
rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts
jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
Suddenly, the brunnette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks
just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place.
The Brunnette goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22
How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a
regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter".
A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops
a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the
machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for
a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, "Can't you see I'm winning?!"
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
A brunnette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to
rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts
jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21"
Suddenly, the brunnette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks
just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place.
The Brunnette goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22
How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a
regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter".
A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops
a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the
machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for
a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, "Can't you see I'm winning?!"
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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