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  • bmwgsa
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 248

    #1

    How to start your day with a positive outlook....

    WARNING: Another one of those political jokes - read at your own risk


    How to start your day with a positive outlook:

    1. Open a new file in your computer.

    2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

    3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

    4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

    5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

    6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

    7. Feel better?


    GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
  • jamesstew
    Member
    • May 2008
    • 1440

    #2
    Another way to start your day with a positive outlook:
    1. Start your computer
    2. Open web-browser of your choice
    3. Open this link; http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x28...cdonald_family
    4. Sit back and enjoy the timeless brilliance of this enduring classic.

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    • snusjus
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 2674

      #3
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...n-display.html

      ...or watch this news cast.

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      • bakerbarber
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 1947

        #4
        Wonder which one of those guys is pitching and which is catching.

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        • holnrew
          Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 613

          #5
          Why does it matter?

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9760

            #6
            foul balls?
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • bakerbarber
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 1947

              #7
              It helps to put the whole story in context.

              Like for instance the current trend to try and rationalize immoral behavior. It is not so surprising to see this story in the context of Los Angeles. It seems the more inflammatory and degrading you can be in reference to old fashion values the more "points" you score in the American liberal community.

              If someone hung Obama in effigy they'd have one hell of a time defending it as "art." However homosexuals apparently can do this to a female vice presidential candidate and scoff at the fact that anyone would question it's tastefulness.

              I'm still in shock Palin went on SNL after they performed a skit implying her husband had impregnated her daughter in an incestuol relationship.

              I'm actually starting to believe in the "media" conspiracy to break down social morals and values. It seems lately if you can hide behind a shield of a "protected class" you get carte blanche to assault whomever you choose with no fear of repercussion.

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              • lxskllr
                Member
                • Sep 2007
                • 13435

                #8
                It doesn't have to be tasteful to be art. Hanging a politician in effigy is an extremely old form of *protected speech* that's guaranteed by our Constitution. I couldn't care less if the artists are queer, their right to express themselves is god(read everybody's birth right here) given. Anyone trying to infringe on their rights, offends my libertarian sensibilities.

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                • holnrew
                  Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 613

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lxskllr
                  It doesn't have to be tasteful to be art. Hanging a politician in effigy is an extremely old form of *protected speech* that's guaranteed by our Constitution. I couldn't care less if the artists are queer, their right to express themselves is god(read everybody's birth right here) given. Anyone trying to infringe on their rights, offends my libertarian sensibilities.
                  Well put.

                  I still don't see what their sexuality has to do with anything. There's a lot of latent homophobia on this forum that sometimes surfaces, I find it quite upsetting.

                  You have heard of the Log Cabin? Sexuality has nothing to do with politics.

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                  • lxskllr
                    Member
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 13435

                    #10
                    Originally posted by holnrew
                    You have heard of the Log Cabin? Sexuality has nothing to do with politics.
                    Actually I hadn't heard of them.

                    In case anyone else is interested, here's a Wiki on them...

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Log_Cabin_Republicans

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                    • bakerbarber
                      Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 1947

                      #11
                      My comment exploiting baseball terminology was made purely in jest and not rooted in phobia. If others on the forum seem latently homophobic perhaps I haven't noticed. I generally feel the term "homophobia" is used out of context to paint everyone who, for one reason or another, disagrees with the lifestyle. In voicing that opinion sometimes levity is added to an uncomfortable subject.

                      Homosexuality really was just an observation of the larger disturbing picture. It is a pretence to drastically changing morals and values.

                      I say this not implying that homosexuals lack values. I have homosexual friends who I could say fall into the Log Cabin description somewhat. A close friend of mine actually volunteers much of his time campaigning for our local elections. My aversion to his sexuality is a fact in our friendship and is treated as a disagreement between friends.

                      Like any facet of society some people in a generalized group are more or less offensive than others. The same observation could be made when generalizing any group by only using some as an example. Claiming that group off limits to scrutiny or jokes is out of line.

                      That being said I am personally not homophobic. I do not, however, agree with the choice of lifestyle personally. My values do not agree with the conduct embraced by such behaviour.

                      The thing that irks me about that video was the defence of the "art." I personally am Independent politically. Given our current political choices I am sure to vote Republican though.

                      I am troubled by the personal attacks on Palin and her family and believe wholeheartedly that the majority of negative campaigning is being done by the Obama campaign. I also find it troubling that anyone who raises questions or doubt pertaining to Obama's legitimacy as a presidential candidate is subject to the same attacks.

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                      • RobME
                        Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 387

                        #12
                        I personally am Independent politically. Given our current political choices I am sure to vote Democratic, although historically (pre GWB) I leaned to the right.

                        I am troubled by the personal attacks on Obama and believe wholeheartedly that the majority of negative campaigning is being done by the McCain campaign.

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                        • sentry103
                          Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 271

                          #13
                          I already voted

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