You might be a redneck Jedi if.....

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  • bmwgsa
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 248

    You might be a redneck Jedi if.....

    You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

    You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

    At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

    You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

    You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
  • ponysoprano
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 562

    #2
    awesome dude, in inpatient rehab a year or two ago I had to explain my "higher power" I got some laughs, but I was pretty serious when I described my spiritual values as being pretty close to "the Force" as described in the Star Wars canon.

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    • Starcadia
      Member
      • May 2008
      • 646

      #3
      Originally posted by ponysoprano
      awesome dude, in inpatient rehab a year or two ago I had to explain my "higher power" I got some laughs, but I was pretty serious when I described my spiritual values as being pretty close to "the Force" as described in the Star Wars canon.
      You could definitely do worse. Lucas got a lot of help with his ideas from Joseph Campbell, an expert on world religions and highly sophisticated guy himself.

      I loved the redneck Jedi jokes, bmwgsa.

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      • gentlemanly
        Banned Users
        • Mar 2008
        • 247

        #4
        I seriously almost spat out my snus all over my laptop, I was able to turn my face away just in time. One of the funniest things I have read in a long time! Thanks man.

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