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  • bakerbarber
    Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 1947
    #1

    For the Holidays

    This is the way I was taught to carve a bird too.

    My Public Service Announcement.

    http://video.nytimes.com/video/2007/...-a-turkey.html

    Please feel free to send me a sweet potato pie for desert.
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  • Pus
    Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 61
    #2
    I think turkey tastes dry.

    And if I even did eat it I will not tell anyone on public forums like these because of my regards towards Premium Parrots. Wouldn't want to upset him.

    :^D

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    • bakerbarber
      Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 1947
      #3
      Yeah,

      Sorry p :shock:

      If you go high first then low with oven temp you can seal in a lot of the juice. Also most meat needs a "rest" before slicing, a step some people skip.

      The main thing about that clip is the removal of the breast before slicing. Sure we all think of the Norman Rockwell scene carving at the table, but I'd rather do the dead and then bring the platter out done up.

      Boy, I'm hungry now.

      I'm thinking goose or duck for Christmas.

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758
        #4
        lol, you don't have to worry bout me untill you start eating Macaws. Hell, I love turkey so much I married one. :wink:









        ouch!! stop pinchin me damit
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • airwoodstock
          Banned Users
          • Aug 2008
          • 340
          #5
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
          lol, you don't have to worry bout me untill you start eating Macaws. Hell, I love turkey so much I married one. :wink:









          ouch!! stop pinchin me damit
          :lol: :lol: :lol:

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          • ponysoprano
            Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 562
            #6
            ....I thought it was supposed to taste like "chicken"....oh, nevermind. ops:

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            • bakerbarber
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 1947
              #7
              A young man named John received a parrot named 'Chief' as a gift.
              The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
              Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite Words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

              Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

              Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'

              John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

              'May I ask what the turkey did? '

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              • airwoodstock
                Banned Users
                • Aug 2008
                • 340
                #8
                Here's the best bit!!

                My wife, a very intellegent woman, was reading that over my shoulder and, with the straightest face and, in all seriousness, asked "So, what DID the turkey do?"

                ROFLPIPLMAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:







                stop slappin' me!!! you're the one that asked.........

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