My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life.

Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always ...give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself.

Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home." ~Tecumseh

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That is an awesome post PP!

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Thanks mate.

I'll just leave this here. Not that I actually read the link.......but its about awesome posts.



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Get your cigars out fellas. She going to be dipping some tonight...............

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[phantom]

Oh hell yea

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wait for the girls

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Now with awesome video!! And better arrangement and singers...or as they some call them in Cuba, the crying girls

Full Screen Please.

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PP! How long do you think we will have to wait for the batteries in that sex toy you sent GN to run down? We have been waiting quite a while for him to show back up! Or maybe he got my box and does not need batteries anymore!

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PP! How long do you think we will have to wait for the batteries in that sex toy you sent GN to run down? We have been waiting quite a while for him to show back up! Or maybe he got my box and does not need batteries anymore!

Yea, hes been pretty quiet lately. I'm starting to miss him. But I can imagine his wife is keeping him pretty buzy lately.

btw, did you see her photo? Shes very pretty.

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DEPORT HER TO AMERICA !

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when

two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the

unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

"The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them,

she took revenge on them in her own special

way," said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the

gun on the sergeant 's desk and told him as calm as could be:

"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost

both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava

opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former

prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas ' testicles to kingdom

come, but doctors managed to save his

mangled penis, police said. "The one

guy, Thomas, didn 't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said

he won 't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told

reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think

they 're just happy to be alive after what they 've been through."

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her

granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two

knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

"When I saw the look on my Debbie 's face that night in

the hospital, I decided I was

going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law

would go easy on them," ' recalled the retired library worker.

" And I wasn 't scared of them, either - because I 've got

me a gun and I 've been shootin ' all my life. And I

wasn 't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning

one."

So, using a police artist 's sketch of the suspects and

Debbie 's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days

prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she

spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a

picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as

hell, it was them," the oldster recalled...

"So I went back to that hotel and found their room and

knocked on the door, and the minute the

big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,

right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and

shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.

Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to

deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, and she

broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in

prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in

the city want to nominate her for Mayor."

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA - WE NEED HER!

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Rocket launcher?! - bloody civvies.