My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      the dude has a valid reply.....



      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9758

        mmmm....not sure where to start with this gal. But its got to be fun.




        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • Zimobog
            Member
            • Jan 2013
            • 585

            WTF is that? A person with birth defects?

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              Originally posted by Zimobog
              WTF is that? A person with birth defects?

              yes, a toddler.
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • Zimobog
                Member
                • Jan 2013
                • 585

                Wow, poor thing. Conjoined, right?

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9758

                  Originally posted by Zimobog
                  Wow, poor thing. Conjoined, right?

                  I'd say so
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9758

                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9758

                      family renunion?




                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • jagmanss
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                        • Jul 2010
                        • 12213

                        Did you get your BJ Today?

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                        • jagmanss
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                          • Jul 2010
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                          • CzechCzar
                            Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1144

                            Kill it with fire

                            Originally posted by jagmanss

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                            • Burnsey
                              Member
                              • Jan 2013
                              • 2572

                              I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

                              The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

                              Finally I thought about an age old question:

                              Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

                              Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.




                              Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.







                              "Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion".







                              A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."







                              On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."







                              I rest my case.

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                              • Frosted
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                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

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                                Mr Postie got it wrong at work tonight.
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