My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    I become confused when I hear the word "Service" used with these agencies:

    Internal Revenue 'Service'
    US Postal 'Service'
    Telephone 'Service'
    Cable TV 'Service'
    Civil 'Service'
    Federal, State, City, & public 'Service'
    Customer 'Service'

    This is NOT what I thought 'Service' meant.

    But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.



    You are now as enlightened as I.
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Zimobog
      Member
      • Jan 2013
      • 585

      ^+1000

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      • CzechCzar
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        • Jun 2010
        • 1144

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        • CzechCzar
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          • Jun 2010
          • 1144

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          • whalen
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 6593

            Whomever.........It's FABULOUS! Really Precious!
            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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            • whalen
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 6593

              You are smarter than me! I hate that about you!
              wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9758

                Originally posted by whalen
                You are smarter than me! I hate that about you!

                .......and all this time we thought you were just mad at the world cuz you weiner is so tiny.




                thats what squeezy told us anyway.
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • Skell18
                  Member
                  • May 2012
                  • 7067

                  Originally posted by whalen
                  You are smarter than me! I hate that about you!
                  You better believe!

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                  • Skell18
                    Member
                    • May 2012
                    • 7067

                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                    .......and all this time we thought you were just mad at the world cuz you weiner is so tiny.




                    thats what squeezy told us anyway.
                    hahahahahahahahahaha

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                    • whalen
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 6593

                      Squeezy would know! How do you think he got to be "SqueezY"?
                      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                      • whalen
                        Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 6593

                        "Gaggy" just sounds stupid!
                        wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                        • CzechCzar
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1144

                          Heeeeeeeeee's FABULOUTHHHHHHHHH

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                          • jagmanss
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                            • Jul 2010
                            • 12213

                            Hahahaaaa.... LMFAO.

                            This guy deserves an award !


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                            • Duff338
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                              • Sep 2011
                              • 423

                              http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFxmoMoY6VM

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                              • Frosted
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                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5798

                                Stephen Hawking is boycotting a conference in Israel- even though his speech computer uses Israeli components.

                                In a statement he told reporters "I'm gay and love sucking black cocks".

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