My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles
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when I was 16/18 years old I hung out with my male cousin alot cruising for girls. He has a tonge about that long but much wider. When he stuck it out to show the gals he would hold it out and up. The gals seemed to love seeing it and it helped him get lucky many times. I had to depend upon a sock in my crotch to keep up with his luckyness. We both got lucky quite often tho.
I don't know about kissing that gal but I do have a chore she would be perfect for.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4c_wI6kQyE wtf did I just watch... I was browsing through skell18's youtube channel and mysteriously endt up here.... just felt like sharing
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chad?
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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AAAAAAAHHHHRGH! MY EYES!!
Im not going to post the vid here.....I stumbled upon it whilst looking at Harlem Shake vids on youtube. Youve heard if two girls one cup right? This is similar as far as gross factor is concerned and I cant believe it was on youtube. Google The Harlem Sh.t. Youll know when you get the right vid.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Subject: Police Stop
Police Stop at 2:00 A.M.
An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2:00 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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