My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    what a guy...........



    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9758

      Philosophical musing for the day......

      One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the " Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
      "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • whalen
        Member
        • May 2009
        • 6593

        Originally posted by Premium Parrots
        ......and a purtty mouth.
        Real purdy........!
        wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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        • whalen
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 6593

          I fart in your general direction!
          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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          • whalen
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 6593

            Venezuela Rum...Japanese single malt...Kentucky 89.9 bourbon. ...dark dry cider...hard dry cider....raspberry wheat beer...ocktoberfest stout.....and a dopplestickle.....stark snus.....and a big helping of snuffs from the basket....I am ready to rape a badger......yeehaw...frosty mug! Then fireworks at the battlefield. ... God bless amurika...
            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758

              Originally posted by whalen
              I fart in your general direction!
              so........ummm..............




              what are you wearing?
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • whalen
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 6593

                Then a adult diaper and a nap.
                wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                • whalen
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  I will be the one wrapped in the Union Jack playing that Hendricks SSB backwards!
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    Originally posted by premium parrots
                    so........ummm..............




                    What are you wearing?
                    spf 30
                    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                    • whalen
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 6593

                      And a cannabis medical alert bracelet.
                      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                      • Crow
                        Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 4312

                        Originally posted by whalen
                        And a cannabis medical alert bracelet.
                        In Case of Emergency -- Transport to the nearest medical cannabis apothecary.
                        Words of Wisdom

                        Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                        Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                        Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                        Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                        Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                        Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                        Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                        Frosted: lucky twat
                        Frosted: Aussie slags
                        Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                        • whalen
                          Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 6593

                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                          so........ummm..............




                          what are you wearing?
                          You first!
                          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                          • Nuusku
                            Member
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 993

                            What the hell is going on over here?!

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                            • Premium Parrots
                              Super Moderators
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 9758

                              This is great info..........How to choose a chainsaw

                              Millions of chainsaws are sold every year and - although not every purchase is punctuated with a Tim “The Tool Man" Taylor grunt – it is clear Canadian men (and some women) still love their chainsaws.

                              So is Tim right? Is it always just about “more power"?
                              Not according to Edward Andria from Husqvarna, a company that is reported to be the world’s largest producer of outdoor power products: “There are many factors to consider when buying a chainsaw, but the first question you should ask is: What kind of work do I need the saw for? Models range from full-time professional saws to leisure or hobby saws and you want to make sure you get the right one."

                              Here are few more tips to help you choose the right saw:

                              • Unless you are very experienced with a chainsaw, go for a lighter saw which will be much easier to handle.

                              • Ergonomic engineering and design, such as low vibration levels in the handles and a slim and well-balanced saw body, are welcome features, even if you only use the saw part-time. Good ergonomics can be just as important as low weight.

                              • Efficient kickback protection is a requirement in most countries. Also pay attention to small details. For example, how easy it is to replace a simple part like a chain catcher stud? Do you have easy access to controls?

                              • Is the saw easy to maintain and service? Good access to the air filter and spark plug, and easy chain tensioning save time and effort.
                              • Look for approved protective equipment like safety trousers, safety boots, helmets with visors, hearing protection, and gloves.

                              • And don’t forget, your saw will appreciate regular service by a qualified professional, so look to purchase one from a dealer that can service it.




                              Later I'll post on the best blue barrels to use.
                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • Premium Parrots
                                Super Moderators
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 9758

                                The awfull truth.

                                This really saddens me....

                                http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html
                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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