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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
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    Chicken Prepared in Toilet at Saudi Restaurant
    Emirates 24/7 ^ | Saturday, February 18, 2012


    Many people who go for a meal at a restaurant would think how bad or good the food and service after they finish eating. But even if they liked the food, none of them would know how it was prepared inside.
    During a surprise visit, Saudi health inspectors caught a worker cleaning the chicken inside the toilet at a popular restaurant in the southern province of Jazan.
    Pictures published in the Arabic language daily Ajel showed the worker, who looks Asian, had already cleaned the chicken and prepared them for the grill.
    The chickens were placed on a skewer which was leaned against the toilet wall while a large red bucket was placed besides him.
    “The worker was arrested and would be presented to the competent authorities,” the paper said without making clear if the restaurant would be punished.
    Woman’s dress in laundry nearly caused divorce
    A Saudi man who returned home from work was surprised to find that his wife is out and would not answer his repeated phone calls.
    When she finally picked the call, she angrily told him to look for another wife after she found a woman’s dress in his clean clothes she received from the laundry.
    Abu Bandar started to swear to his wife that the dress was not his and could be sent to him my mistake but she would not believe him.
    After mediation from relatives, she agreed to go with him to the laundry and enquire about that dress.
    “At the laundry, she asked the worker about the dress and he said it was put by mistake in Abu Bandar’s clothes,” Kabar daily said in a report from Riyadh.
    “The problem was nearly over and could have ended in divorce hadn’t relatives intervened….on their way back home, the wife looked suspiciously at her husband and said ‘are you sure you have not bribed the laundry worker.”
    Woman fakes rape charge to get back at husband
    A jealous Indian woman taken as a second wife by a businessman resorted to trick to “hit two birds with one stone” when she told Dubai’s police two men raped her and indicated the first wife was behind the operation.
    Police quickly suspected the woman when she told them that her 50-year-old husband had stopped coming to her apartment for many months and that she could be faking a rape story to get rid of the first wife and bring him back to her.
    The 29-year-old woman called police on December 29 and told them that two big men stormed her apartment in Qusais and raped her.When she was asked to describe them, she said she could only hardly see the face of one of the rapist, who was tall, strongly built, had brown hair and was in his 30s. She said both tried to hide their faces and that she was in a static of panic that she could not scrutinize their features.
    “When the police asked if they spoke to her, she replied that one of them shouted at her and said she wanted to ruin the life of his sister…police thought she made up that story to give the impression that her husband’s first wife has sent the two men to her flat,” 'Emarat Al Youm' Arabic language daily said.
    It said police summoned this woman after a few days after suspecting her statements. Under interrogation, she finally confessed that she made up the rape story to set the first wife up so her husband divorces her and returns to her.“A police source said that the woman wanted to hit two birds with one stone by pushing her husband to divorce his first wife and bring him back to her…but the case turned against her as she was arrested for disturbing authorities and providing a false report…her husband could also divorce her.”
    Husband forces wife into prositution
    A Syrian couple involved in prostitution have been held. The husband allegedly solicited men for his wife and forced her into the trade.
    He later reported her missing to police.
    MMS, 22, is accused of practising prostitution, while her husband - AHH, 48 - faces criminal charges. He is also accused of filing a false report.
    The woman confessed that she had been working as a prostitute for last five months with the complete knowledge of her husband, who forced her to please men.
    The court adjourned the case for verdict until February 26.
    Man loses teeth, part of tongue due to cigarette explosion
    A Florida Panhandle man lost some of his front teeth and a chunk of his tongue when the electronic cigarette he was smoking exploded.
    The fire chief for the North Bay Fire Department near Niceville said it appears the cigarette's battery exploded while the man was smoking Monday night. Butch Parker likened it to a bottle rocket going off in the man's mouth.
    Parker says the man had been using electronic cigarettes to help him quit smoking. Authorities don't know what model cigarette the man was smoking.
    The victim is being treated for his injuries at a Mobile, Ala., burn unit, reports AP.
    Woman snorted 1,125 pounds of talc
    TLC's television series My Strange Addiction continues to shock and amaze viewers.
    28-year-old Jaye from Houston, Texas who can't get enough baby powder.
    She describes that friends were convinced that she had a secret drug habit when they visited her house and saw every surface coated with a thin layer of white dust.
    Without her daily fix she states, 'I wouldn't be able to function.'
    According to Jaye her addiction started when she accidentally spilled powder as a youngster and inhaled it by mistake.
    And over the past sixteen years her addiction has spiralled out of control.
    Now, not content with merely sniffing the powder, Jaye actually places the substance in her nostrils up to ten times a day using a tablespoon.
    She estimates that she has snorted 1,125 pounds - around half a ton - of powder since her obsession began reports .asiantown.
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    • Premium Parrots
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      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              my doctor strikes again. Heres a video he sent me.

              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • CoderGuy
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                That's hilarious. I know a couple people that do that too lol

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                • Premium Parrots
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                  Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music!

                  The iTit will cost from $199 to $499, depending on cup and speaker size.

                  This is considered a major social breakthrough because for generations of women have been complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    This guy took the words right out of my mouth.........


                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      HEAVEN AND HELL

                      While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator(that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.

                      His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

                      "Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

                      "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

                      "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

                      "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

                      "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

                      And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

                      The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.
                      In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
                      Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

                      They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

                      Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
                      They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.
                      Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
                      The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St.
                      Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...A¤

                      So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls
                      moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time
                      and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

                      "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

                      The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

                      So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...

                      Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

                      "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
                      The devil smiles at him and says

                      "Yesterday we were campaigning,
                      Today, you voted.."

                      Vote wisely on
                      November 6, 2012
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • Premium Parrots
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                            apparently no one bothers to read this thread anymore. ;(



                            nevermind
                            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                            • CoderGuy
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                              It's a great thread, keep posting the cool stuff.

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                                Originally posted by CoderGuy
                                It's a great thread, keep posting the cool stuff.

                                lmao....which is the cool stuff? I post everything here.
                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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