My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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Broken image, you piqued my curiosity now.

sorry sir I just can't get it off my email and over here so you guays can see it. works for me tho. and its REALLY COOL. lol

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I got it fixed sort of. It still works. enjoy

sorry sir I just can't get it off my email and over here so you guays can see it. works for me tho. and its REALLY COOL. lol

[CoderGuy]

I got it fixed sort of. It still works. enjoy

OK that IS cool, amazing how the brain works. Thanks!

[dpete]

That is really a neat trick. Beautiful lady, too.

[Duff338]

Wow!


That is a really cool trick PP.

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Therapy.........

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

[CoderGuy]

Therapy.........

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

LOL love it

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woops!!!!!!!!

[Isostran]

I want him on my ALL Star zombie apocolypse team!

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[Skell18]

Having read PP's very 1st post, the soup nazi is the greatest comedy invention, ever! Love Seinfeld

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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.' The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom . . . and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

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While cleaning out my freezer....look what i found!!

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a little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'i am a father..' the little boy replied, 'my daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' the priest looked up from his book and answered, ''i am the father of many.' the boy said, ''my dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' the priest, getting impatient, said. 'i am the father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "maybe you should wear a condom . . . And put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

lmfpo

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lol....dam LX......isn't that Precious?





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