My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[pris]

But we are offical partners with the manufacturer here, just kidding ;-)

The fleshlight obsession on here is frightening! Other brands are available

[whalen]

If they get together and put a fleshlight and icetool in one convenient package, ti's game over.

[Frosted]

Apologies, I probably overdid that rant at you Precious but really, you need to lay off with that sh**.

[whalen]

Apologies, I probably overdid that rant at you Precious but really, you need to lay off with that sh**.

Ya baby! You go girl!

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[Frosted]

Did I say something wrong? :-)

[whalen]

Did I say something wrong? :-)

Only the apology part!

[Frosted]

Only the apology part!

S'ppose. I just thought the kicking off the site part was a bit too much. I don't want to be seen to be advocating that...............but what the hell.

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wouldn't you know it.............


A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.He gets into the taxi, and the

Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing.You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman...He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritoneand danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.

Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?

Cabbie: 'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his ****ing wife."

[jagmanss]

Ignorance kills

Go treat yourself dude

Careful guys on this forum

Hahha! I just got this one, Show's you how feable minded I am lately.... Now precious were you going to use or implied a very bad word here in place of treat yourself were you? Now that would have been precious

[whalen]

Mixed bag Precious. He has problems, I have problems, most people have problems. But that in your face OCD posting problem, wears a little thin, fast. The dustups were coming fast ! And obstinate stupidity is a fatal flaw. God help him.

[Frosted]

There's clearly issues there, which is why I don't like to go in hard (as it were) .......but then again it's the only way some people get it (matron)

[Skell18]

whats all this then? I am far too lazy to go back through 17 pages to get up to speed.

[jagmanss]

There's clearly issues there, which is why I don't like to go in hard (as it were) .......but then again it's the only way some people get it (matron)

I don't get it You don't like to go in Hard.... How do you get it in soft...

[jagmanss]

whats all this then? I am far too lazy to go back through 17 pages to get up to speed.

You must go back in time to get to the future