My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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LMAO. that would have been me as a kid.


thats funny as hell

[Frosted]

I would've ripped his head off. Thought he was pretty patient.

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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "
Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome."

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.

"Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window."

"Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!!
Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her..... He's naked, too!!!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here..."

[lxskllr]

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lmao!! LX.......you need to get out more dude.

[whalen]

Ok, if I wake up and that song is still running thru my head........................I will curse you......but for now...........hahahhahahahahahahahahhah!

[whalen]

And i think we here at snuson should consider this to be or official site anthem.......Just sayin.

[Frosted]

OMFG - I hope my boy doesn't get a hold of this or my life is gonna be miserable.

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OMFG - I hope my boy doesn't get a hold of this or my life is gonna be miserable.

you are married correct?

[CoderGuy]

OMFG that's funny LOL, I gotta make that my ring tone!

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And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then He made the world round.

And He laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

[CoderGuy]

and god promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then he made the world round.

And he laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

lol!!

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Only in America ---Top Ten 1) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich At a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event. Limousine socialism! 2) Only in America could people claim that the government still Discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, A black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is Black. Just 12% of the population is black. 3) Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible For our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher Taxes. 4) Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims Might be harmed by the backlash. 5) Only in America would we make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens Of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting Anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just become American Citizens. 6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the Budget and sticking by the country's Constitution (*) be thought of as "extremists." (* Tea Party!) 7) Only in America could you need to present a driver's license to Cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote. 8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate Whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas Went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike). 9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from The people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion Dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money. 10) Only in America could the rich people who pay 86% of all income Taxes be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't Pay any income taxes at all.

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I'll be here all week....try the veal.

[Frosted]

Don't you just hate it when this happens?

Sorry, no youtube link

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