My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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It's Hell to be Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!


An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing..'

The doctor was shocked!



'You asked your neighbour?'








The old man replied,









'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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Isn't It Ironic?

The SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program)/Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever, thanks to we tax-payers.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed The Animals."
They say that this is because the animals may grow dependent on handouts and not learn to take care of themselves.


Thus endeth today’s lesson.

[OregonNative]

Mr. PP,

A warm welcome back good sir! The place isn't the same without you.

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Thanks for the welcome back. I'm sure the place was somewhat quieter and more peacefull while I was away.

Mr. PP,

A warm welcome back good sir! The place isn't the same without you.

[OregonNative]

Thanks for the welcome back. I'm sure the place was somewhat quieter and more peacefull while I was away.

Yes, but not in a good way. It was almost, dare I say, unnerving.

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Yes, but not in a good way. It was almost, dare I say, unnerving.

Did the natives get restless and uprise...again??

[Skell18]

Did the natives get restless and uprise...again??

Not as such, Whalen's smut just freaked everyone out without your smut to balance it all out

[whalen]

Not as such, Whalen's smut just freaked everyone out without your smut to balance it all out

Hey! Uppity Brit! That was all USDA Prime Smut! But if I freaked you all out.................Your Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

And BTW, PP's smut is very John Wayne Gacy weird ass smut. go ahead and google, I'll wait........................ He is always clowning around.

[OregonNative]

Hey! Uppity Brit! That was all USDA Prime Smut! But if I freaked you all out.................Your Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

And BTW, PP's smut is very John Wayne Gacy weird ass smut. go ahead and google, I'll wait........................ He is always clowning around.

I think PP's smut collection is enough to make Ron Jeremy blush.

[Skell18]

Hey! Uppity Brit! That was all USDA Prime Smut! But if I freaked you all out.................Your Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

And BTW, PP's smut is very John Wayne Gacy weird ass smut. go ahead and google, I'll wait........................ He is always clowning around.

Whalen I like your smut, but only because we are similar in a freaky kinda way, I understand your logic, we should form a band! The Buthole Surfers aint got shit on us

Also its you're not your

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Thats funny as hell Whalen.......but you are correct about that.

your posts also OregonSon

Hey! Uppity Brit! That was all USDA Prime Smut! But if I freaked you all out.................Your Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

And BTW, PP's smut is very John Wayne Gacy weird ass smut. go ahead and google, I'll wait........................ He is always clowning around.

[whalen]

Whalen I like your smut, but only because we are similar in a freaky kinda way, I understand your logic, we should form a band! The Buthole Surfers aint got shit on us

Also its you're not your

Thanks! And It's Butthole not buthole.

[Skell18]

and I just googled that John Wayne Gacy bloke!!!! Hahahahahha

[Skell18]

Thanks! And It's Butthole not buthole.

Touche Fooking iPhones and their shit spelling!!