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  • lxskllr
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    • Premium Parrots
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      Stay Married: Get A Japanese Shouting Vase

      by Brooke Dowd Sacco


      When you really stop to think about it, you know that you should not be yelling like a maniac. What you should so is buy a Japanese Shouting Vase. This resin jug is designed to fit over the contours of the mouth and absorb even the most pissed off screams, shouts and frustrations. Releasing just a whisper soft version of your anger, it’s a whole lot better than keeping it all inside of you or unleashing the fury on a poor, unsuspecting loved one. Positively the best gift for anyone with a stressful job, or just for a loud one in the family, it’s a great tool for keeping the peace. $25
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Premium Parrots
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        TwoDaLoo Toilet for Two

        You really don’t have to do EVERYTHING together. Sometimes it’s good to have alone time, away from your partner. We seriously doubt the the ability to flush simultaneously is really going to strengthen a relationship
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Premium Parrots
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          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • CoderGuy
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            Originally posted by Premium Parrots

            LOL I love that one!

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            • Frosted
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              Sitting on the toilet this morning, I was reminded of my first divorce.


              At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork.

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              • crullers
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                Originally posted by Extreme
                Sitting on the toilet this morning, I was reminded of my first divorce.


                At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork.
                My second wife and I just lol'd at this

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                • lxskllr
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                  • GoVegan
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                    I don't get it lxs.

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                    • lxskllr
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                      Originally posted by GoVegan
                      I don't get it lxs.
                      Not much to get. The funny is in the boring home routine, and the attempted murder subplot, with everything going back to boring routine after a minor altercation. I dunno, maybe it's just me. I'll try harder next time :^D

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                      • GoVegan
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                        Originally posted by lxskllr
                        Not much to get. The funny is in the boring home routine, and the attempted murder subplot, with everything going back to boring routine after a minor altercation. I dunno, maybe it's just me. I'll try harder next time :^D
                        Thank you sir!

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