My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[Frosted]

WTF? If you get bored - skip to 3:24

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ae_1347479445

[lxskllr]

WTF? If you get bored - skip to 3:24

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ae_1347479445

What's the WTF?

[Frosted]

What's the WTF?

Whaddya mean whassawtf? I can't fart like that can you?

[lxskllr]

Whaddya mean whassawtf? I can't fart like that can you?

Weird. When I first watched the video, I got your Farage video. I've been playing around with NoScript, and maybe it pulled the old video from my cache :^/

Watching the new video now :^)

[Frosted]

Weird. When I first watched the video, I got your Farage video. I've been playing around with NoScript, and maybe it pulled the old video from my cache :^/

Watching the new video now :^)

And there I was thinking I was in one of those weird internet confrontations again.

[lxskllr]

And there I was thinking I was in one of those weird internet confrontations again.

She's showing an awful lot of skin for Islamabad. She better be careful, or she may wake up sans head. And yea, she was making some strange noises there :^D

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hey, knock that shit off. this is a serious thread. Dam Irish.







I couldn't stand to watch the whole thing. so I guess its +1 for Mr. Extreme

[Frosted]

lol...

[pris]

lol :-)

[Frosted]

HELPFUL PRODUCT WARNINGS

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down, (Printed on the bottom of the box)
ON MARKS AND SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR ROWENTA IRON - Do not iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURYS PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts
ON AND AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet eat nuts
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISIINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast.

All true

[Ansel]

lol Extreme

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Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is and its true.........


There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy… -- just him and his granddaughter.


One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife cameto the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast.


When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, Pa Pa , it was really boring. We didn'tsee a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, liberal pinko democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camelhumper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"



Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[Frosted]

I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.
My boss immediately came over and whispered in my ear, "Don't do that again."
"Sorry," I said, "It must be the nerves."
"Fair enough," he replied, "But there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse."

[squeezyjohn]

I don't know if this is the right place to post this. But I found a tree the other day covered in these curious fruits:



If anyone knows the english or scientific name for the tree this small fruit comes from I'd be eternally grateful.

Squeezy