My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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what a guy...........

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Philosophical musing for the day......

One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the " Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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......and a purtty mouth.

Real purdy........!

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I fart in your general direction!

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Venezuela Rum...Japanese single malt...Kentucky 89.9 bourbon. ...dark dry cider...hard dry cider....raspberry wheat beer...ocktoberfest stout.....and a dopplestickle.....stark snus.....and a big helping of snuffs from the basket....I am ready to rape a badger......yeehaw...frosty mug! Then fireworks at the battlefield. ... God bless amurika...

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I fart in your general direction!

so........ummm..............




what are you wearing?

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Then a adult diaper and a nap.

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I will be the one wrapped in the Union Jack playing that Hendricks SSB backwards!

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What are you wearing?

spf 30

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And a cannabis medical alert bracelet.

[Crow]

And a cannabis medical alert bracelet.

In Case of Emergency -- Transport to the nearest medical cannabis apothecary.

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so........ummm..............




what are you wearing?

You first!

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What the hell is going on over here?!

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This is great info..........How to choose a chainsaw

Millions of chainsaws are sold every year and - although not every purchase is punctuated with a Tim “The Tool Man" Taylor grunt – it is clear Canadian men (and some women) still love their chainsaws.

So is Tim right? Is it always just about “more power"?
Not according to Edward Andria from Husqvarna, a company that is reported to be the world’s largest producer of outdoor power products: “There are many factors to consider when buying a chainsaw, but the first question you should ask is: What kind of work do I need the saw for? Models range from full-time professional saws to leisure or hobby saws and you want to make sure you get the right one."

Here are few more tips to help you choose the right saw:

• Unless you are very experienced with a chainsaw, go for a lighter saw which will be much easier to handle.

• Ergonomic engineering and design, such as low vibration levels in the handles and a slim and well-balanced saw body, are welcome features, even if you only use the saw part-time. Good ergonomics can be just as important as low weight.

• Efficient kickback protection is a requirement in most countries. Also pay attention to small details. For example, how easy it is to replace a simple part like a chain catcher stud? Do you have easy access to controls?

• Is the saw easy to maintain and service? Good access to the air filter and spark plug, and easy chain tensioning save time and effort.
• Look for approved protective equipment like safety trousers, safety boots, helmets with visors, hearing protection, and gloves.

• And don’t forget, your saw will appreciate regular service by a qualified professional, so look to purchase one from a dealer that can service it.




Later I'll post on the best blue barrels to use.

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The awfull truth.

This really saddens me....

http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html