My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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The next time I need to rent a car I know where I'm going to get it from.

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For an extra tenner, can I get a half-and-half?

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Allow me to elaborate...

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wa3zrm at work......

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can you solve this riddle?

George Takei is an Asian tiger who likes bears? Namely, a chubby bloke by the name of Brad.

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George Takei is an Asian tiger who likes bears? Namely, a chubby bloke by the name of Brad.

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Close mate....but an epic fail.

The answer to the riddle is.......

Lions and tigers and bears....Oh my!

better luck next time......ah hahahahaha

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Always Forgive Your enemies; Nothing Annoys Them So Much.

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Close mate....but an epic fail.

The answer to the riddle is.......

Lions and tigers and bears....Oh my!

better luck next time......ah hahahahaha

Given prior knowledge (thanks to the Howard Stern Show); that George Takei likes 'em young, and his partner has gotten fat (according to Mr Takei), it was still a valiant guess.

I guess I analysed the photo too deeply. I should've thought like a simpleton, then I would've nailed it..!

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Always Forgive Your enemies; Nothing Annoys Them So Much.

It's okay... I forgive you, my dear Parrot.

❤❤❤❤❤

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Robert's Wedding

Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old...

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
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After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for 'action'. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert - again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, you guessed it Robert is back again. He's rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

As Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover Robert."

Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'YOU MEAN I WAS HERE ALREADY?"

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Robert's Wedding

Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old...

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
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After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for 'action'. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert - again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, you guessed it Robert is back again. He's rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

As Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover Robert."

Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'YOU MEAN I WAS HERE ALREADY?"

Hahaha! Good stuff..!