My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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THE THINGS YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED...............someone else is praying for.

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[Crow]

I see your barking parrot, and raise a barking crow --

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Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

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[GoVegan]

All that for trying to bring in one can of snus!

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Firefighters free man's genitals from sex toy


IBIZA, Spain, (UPI) -- Emergency responders in Spain said they used a buzz saw to free a man whose genitals were stuck in a steel sex toy.

Firefighters in Ibiza said it took them two rotating blades and two battery changes to saw through the metal ring around the 51-year-old German man's penis and testicles Wednesday at the Can Misses hospital, The Local.es reported Monday.
The responders, who were called when doctors determined they did not have the right tools for the job, told the Diario de Mallorca newspaper the delicate two-hour procedure was further complicated when the man's genitals became more swollen the longer they were stuck inside the toy.
Doctors said the man, who arrived at the hospital at 10 p.m., spent the night in the urology department and was released Thursday.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/07/...#ixzz2dmTA7SLU

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Cpt. Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise pick up Miley Cyrus VMA performance...

[CzechCzar]

That was the best thing I've ever seen EVAR

Cpt. Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise pick up Miley Cyrus VMA performance...

[Frosted]

looool Czech

[Burnsey]

Every now and then.....I read a post from a guy named Eric that cracks me up.

He said, "I went to see my elderly neighbor and as we talked I ate a whole bowl of peanuts she had on the table."

I apologized for eating them all but she said, "That's okay Eric. Since I lost my teeth I can't do anything but suck the chocolate off them anyway."

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Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . But he is curious . . . So he goes back into the Bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints, LSU Tigers and motorcycles

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What Will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his Whiskey.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, About 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . You people . . . Still happy . . . With Obama?"

[trebli]

LOL - no comment!

[CzechCzar]

Awful quiet these days... I'll spice it up!!

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