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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
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    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Premium Parrots
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      Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end...just ain't happening....
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Premium Parrots
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        • Feb 2008
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        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • Premium Parrots
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          Skelly?

          yea that's skelly
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • GoVegan
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            • Oct 2009
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            Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post



            Skelly?

            yea that's skelly
            He can have his cake and eat it to!

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            • Burnsey
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              • Jan 2013
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              Every now and then.....I read a post from a guy named Eric that cracks me up.

              He said, "I went to see my elderly neighbor and as we talked I ate a whole bowl of peanuts she had on the table."

              I apologized for eating them all but she said, "That's okay Eric. Since I lost my teeth I can't do anything but suck the chocolate off them anyway."

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              • jagmanss
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                • Jul 2010
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                Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post



                Skelly?

                yea that's skelly

                Hahhaaaa! Lmmfao

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                • Skell18
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                  • May 2012
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                  Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post



                  Skelly?

                  yea that's skelly
                  hahahahahahaha

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                  • Premium Parrots
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                    • Feb 2008
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                    WOW....who knew?


                    Last edited by Premium Parrots; 30-09-13, 11:57 PM.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Burnsey
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                      • Jan 2013
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                      ^^ Not bad.

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                      • Premium Parrots
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                        Last edited by Premium Parrots; 05-10-13, 05:25 AM.
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • sirloot
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                          • Mar 2011
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                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                          WOW....who knew?


                          well .. He is the lead vocalist of the comedic rock group Tenacious D

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                          • wa3zrm
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                            • May 2009
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                            If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                            • Premium Parrots
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                              Anybody recognize this trail through life?





                              A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner.
                              It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's
                              Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could
                              ride their bikes there and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social
                              Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.

                              Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they
                              should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's
                              Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the
                              house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of
                              cute girls.

                              Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed
                              where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at
                              Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near
                              their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many
                              whiny little kids.

                              Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should
                              meet for dinner.. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's
                              Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore
                              tight pants.

                              Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they
                              should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's
                              Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine
                              list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

                              Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the once again group discussed
                              where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
                              Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they
                              have an early bird special.

                              Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed
                              where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
                              Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the
                              restaurant was handicapped accessible.

                              Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed
                              where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
                              Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.





                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • wa3zrm
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                                • May 2009
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                                Teenager Andre Little Shot In The Scrotum With Taser, Says Police Violated His Civil Rights
                                Opposing Views ^ |

                                An African American teenager in Richmond, Calif., is suing the city after he says police violated his civil rights when they Tasered his scrotum.
                                According to Andre Little, the incident occurred at train station when a Richmond police officer approached him and asked if he was associated with a group of teens who were “previously detained for questioning.”
                                Little claims he told Officer Kristopher Tong that he wasn’t part of the group.
                                Tong allegedly told him to move to another part of the station, but Little refused. Per the complaint, Tong grabbed Little by the wrist and another officer wrestled him to the ground.
                                Little claims he yelled, "Stop! Let me go! You have the wrong guy!"
                                "Tong then pulled out a Taser and pointed it at [Little's] head," the complaint reads.
                                Little says he pushed the Taser away, then Tong pointed at his groin.
                                He yelled, "Don't Tase me bro! Please don't Tase me in the balls! You don't have to do this!"
                                Tong allegedly Tasered Little’s scrotum at that point. The teen was rolled onto his stomach, and then officers allegedly Tasered him on the back, as well.
                                "The officers finally stopped the attack when the Taser dart became lodged in [Little's] back," the lawsuit says.
                                U.S. District Judge Jacqueline Scott Corley said Little will have to amend his claim because he failed to prove the officer singled him out or acted out of racial animus.
                                “If it can be plausibly inferred that Tong approached Little and questioned him about his association with the detained African-American men because Little is also African-American, “Corley wrote, “such racial animus provides the further plausible inference that Tong’s actions occurring in close temporal proximity — ordering Little to move down the platform and the use of force — were also motivated by racial animus.”
                                However, Corley refused a dismissal of Little’s claim that police used "threats, intimidation or coercion" to interfere with his legal rights in violation of California's Bane Act.
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