My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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World's Tallest Man Finds Love With Woman 2-Plus Feet Shorter
UPI ^

The world's tallest man -- 8-foot-3-inch Sultan Kosen of Turkey -- says he would like to find a comfortable car for himself and his bride.
Kosen was set to marry Merve Dibo -- who's about two-and-a-half feet shorter than he -- Sunday in the Turkish city of Mardin, the Anadolu Agency reported.
While preparing for his wedding, the Guinness Book of World Records-certified tallest man in the world told Anadolu Agency he had given up hope that he'd meet a life partner when an acquaintance introduced him to Dibo.
"Now I will have my own family and private life," Kosen said.
While saying it was "unfortunate I could not find a suitable girl of my own size," Kosen said, "but I believe I've found the person for me."
Kosen said all he really wanted now was a vehicle that can accommodate his frame so he can travel comfortably with Dibo, the news agency said.
Besides his record height, Kosen also is in the Guinness records because of his nearly 9-inch-wide hands and 14-plus-inch-long feet.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/10/...#ixzz2ixdvLSx0

[Frosted]

Another cute cat video

[Frosted]

Eighty-Nine things a woman can't do: (and counting)

1. Know anything about a car except its colour.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Fart.
9. Read a map.
10. Rob a bank.
11. Resist Ikea.
12. Sit still.
13. Tell a joke.
14. Play pool.
15. Pay for dinner.
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking.
17. Pee out of a train window.
18. Argue without shouting.
19. Get told off without crying.
20. Understand fruit machines.
21. Walk past a shoe shop.
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
23. Not comment on strangers clothes.
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
25. Let you sleep with a hangover.
26. Drink a pint gracefully.
27. Get a round in.
28. Throw a punch.
29. Do magic.
30. Like your friends.
31. Enjoy porn.
32. Eat a really hot curry.
33. Get to the point.
34. Buy plain envelopes.
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold."
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
38. Avoid credit card debt.
39. Dive into a pool.
40. Assemble furniture.
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
42. Set a video recorder.
43. Not try and change you.
44. Watch a war film.
45. Understand why flirting results in violence.
46. Spend a day by themselves.
47. Go to the toilet by themselves.
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
49. Choose a video quickly.
50. Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
51. Admit they are wrong.
52. Not try and undermine you.
53. Let you make your own decisions.
54. Agree with you.
55. Use common sense.
56. Make a major change to the world for the better with an invention.
57. Construct a floor plan.
58. Remember something that isn't for them.
59. Win something.
60. Walk out of a store with stuff they didn't plan to get before they walked in there.
61. Get something done right the first time.
62. Call anyone 'mate'.
63. Stay in the Kitchen.
64. Stay quiet for longer than one minute.
65. Find Madeleine McCann.
66. Cook.
67. Stop making their husbands lives hell.
68. Get married and still give a blow job.
69. Have their money ready before they get on the bus.
70. Clean out a tropical fish tank.
71. Get ready in the morning without making a racket.
72. Choose suitable footwear.
73. Post lists and pretend they're jokes.
74. Compliment other women.
75. Find your mates are good company for you.
76. Take it up the arse without moaning about it beforehand.
77. Open a jar.
78. Ask you to open a jar without then making a comment such as 'I loosened it for you'.
79. Keep track of something and not lose it.
80. Listen.
81. Make a right decision other than having sex with you.
82. Be the best.
83. Win five Olympic gold medals without steroids.
84. Interact with anyone they haven't known for at least a year.
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
87. Drive.
88. Find a way out of PP's cellar.
89. Find your car keys.

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lol. good one.

about #88 tho. I do have a secret room tucked away and camouflaged in my basement. Never had any gals in there but...lets just say....Crow would have loved what was growing in there.


Well sealing blue barrels are for the bodies. Keeps the odor contained properly

[whalen]

What makes you so sure that Crow wants to see the gimp in your basement?

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a sad evening for me............

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[Frosted]

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Frosty....and friends..............



I'll be ok.

8 years ago God blessed me with one of his greatest gifts of nature....that few are allowed to experiance. This evening he sent my Dad [rest his soul] to take her back to heaven with him. I have an empty hole in my heart as I am but a man. The love between this bird and man no one will understand.

RIP Shelby. I'll miss ya baby.









Dad, thanks for giving me that subtle sign for me to know you will look after her till I get there. I love you. Give Shelby a hug for me.....she will surley kiss your face and hug you back.

[Burnsey]

[whalen]

Sorry for your loss Parrots.

[Frosted]

Beautiful bird. I'm very sorry to hear that PP.
I'll open a beer and toast you and your friend. Stay strong, I know your pain.

[Skell18]

Sorry for your loss PP.

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now back to our regularily scheduled programming...........

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Who the hell is Olorun?
This is what you may find every once in a while if you have a website with a guestbook. This is the reason I need to keep such a close eye on my site. lol freaking idiots