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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Olòrún is the Yorùbá name given to one of the three manifestations of the Supreme God in the Yoruba pantheon. Olorun is the owner of the heavens and is commonly associated with the Sun. The vital energy of Olorun manifests in humans as Ashé, which is the life force that runs through all living things.[1] The Supreme God has three manifestations: Olodumare, the Creator; Olorun, ruler of the heavens; and Olofi, who is the conduit between Orun (heaven) and Ayé (earth).Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
No gender is typically assigned to Olorun because Olorun transcends human limitations. Olorun rules Orun (the heavens), whereas humans live in Ayé (the earth). Typically, humans do not interact directly with Olorun but they receive the life-giving energy from the sun and recognize the power of Olorun over their lives.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olorun
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but do we care?Originally posted by Burnsey View Post
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Why quarterbacks should have short names...........
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To what negative associations with the vulva does she refer?
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Your comment implies that you're not married. If you were married you would have just shut down as soon as she started talking. You commited the fatal male sin of trying to understand. If that question was directed towards a woman you would have opened a Pandoras box of verbal excrement.Originally posted by Burnsey View Post To what negative associations with the vulva does she refer?Last edited by Frosted; 28-11-13, 05:23 PM.Comment
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39 years of marriage to the same girl here..... I just don't get what is so reaffirming about stuffing a vag with thread.... just seems an inefficient way to knit a muffler.....Originally posted by Frosted View Post
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She's just nuts mate.Originally posted by Burnsey View Post39 years of marriage to the same girl here..... I just don't get what is so reaffirming about stuffing a vag with thread.... just seems an inefficient way to knit a muffler.....
Most of the stuff I write in the chatbox comes straight out of my arse.Comment
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That's a muffler? Looks more like washable/reuseable toilet paper.Originally posted by Burnsey View Post39 years of marriage to the same girl here..... I just don't get what is so reaffirming about stuffing a vag with thread.... just seems an inefficient way to knit a muffler.....Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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Cowboy:"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.
Cashier:"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy:"Nah... She's purty good lookin"...*Comment
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lolOriginally posted by Burnsey View Post
When I used to buy cartons of cigs the cashier would ask if I needed a bag and I would always tell them "No, I'll some em on the way home." I always got a funny look.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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The origins of the fish net stocking........... Hey, wait a minute.......... I'm going to be in Melbourne in about a month from now. I should look her up.Originally posted by Frosted View Post
Words of Wisdom
Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
Crow: Of course, that's a given.
Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to mePremium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.Frosted: lucky twat
Frosted: Aussie slags
Frosted: Mind the STDs CrowComment
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COME WITH ME LIAM
AAAAARGH!!!
COME WITH ME UP TO THE BATHROOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
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