My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[Andy105]

Interesting........
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It's worth noting, that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn't build a web site.

He never built anything before. Not surprising.

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[trebli]

Phil's Death Was The Result Of A Lifetime Cigarette Habit


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...y-disease.html

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the power of words.........

http://www.wimp.com/powerwords/

[lxskllr]

the power of words.........

http://www.wimp.com/powerwords/

I like that video, but I feel like I'm being manipulated.

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[Andy105]

WTF? That's my in-law's home movies!

[lxskllr]

Die Antwoord's pure spectacle. I'm not fond of the music, but I like watching their videos. Check out this short film...

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That's really out there.


Tim Haigh shared on fb the video I posted.

Sometimes I weally worry bout Tim.

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[Burnsey]

Cat saves house from cigarette fire........

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Haircut...........


A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left but did not return that day.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did not return that day.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back later.

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,





'Your house!'

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I'm posting this purely for the human interest aspect of it..........


Annie Hawkins-Turner from Atlanta is in the Guinness World Records for having the BIGGEST NATURAL BREASTS in the world! They're 102 triple-Z's and weigh 56 pounds each! Ladies - would you be able to deal with this?







Her breasts alone weigh about 17 lbs MORE than my entire wife!



In a somewhat related story.......

Anthony's unbroken longest ear hair record -

India's Anthony Victor, a retired school headmaster, has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears that measures 18.1 cetimetres (7.12 inches) at its longest point. The record was set in 2007 and remains to this day

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