My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

[whalen]

Freudian slip posting!:tears_of_joy:

[whalen]

Now there is an avatar!

[Frosted]

If a deer farts in the woods, does it make a sound?

[trebli]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

[Andy105]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

All that the law does is make lawmakers feel good, and cost everyone else money. Microstamping already exists anyway. It's called lands and grooves.

[pouchface]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

Terrible idea..... microstamping laws would just create a huge black market for guns produced before the law.

[Burnsey]

Terrible idea..... microstamping laws would just create a huge black market for guns produced before the law.

I don't think it does anything about existing models, just no new models without the feature will be allowed in Ca......the black market will remain the same....

[trebli]

MACAWS in SlowMotion! Rainforest Research! Macaw Clay Lick

[Crow]

[Crow]

Smith And Wesson, Sturm Ruger To Stop Selling Guns In California Due To New Law

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/01/...ue-to-new-law/

Smart move on S&W's part... It increases resistance from happening in other states (with exception to New York, perhaps [probably])

[Crow]

2011

2014

[25-01, 13:43] Frosted: I always take my teeth out first
[25-01, 13:45] Frosted: I have standards though
[25-01, 13:45] Frosted: no fisting

.............Jesus H Crow..!! Get some help laddie..!!!

[Premium Parrots]

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Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.
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It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
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smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a
beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[lxskllr]

Holy shit Crow! I don't want to know what forums you had to follow Frosted on to get that pic :^O

[Frosted]

That was 2011. I had hair then.

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