My Journey......Mrs. Butterworth, 128 years of hard waffles

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Greenbank tele in Greenbank WV. Wtf they doing in Greenbank WV?....... No cell service in the enitre town. I might want to move there.......

[Monkey]

Greenbank tele in Greenbank WV. Wtf they doing in Greenbank WV?....... No cell service in the enitre town. I might want to move there.......

Middle earth is in trouble!

[Chewbacca]

“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”
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Ha hum........my wife wrote that. Thats exactly what she tells me all the time. I got lucky tho....my 77 year old wife is still kinda hot. Like body is nicer than most 20 year olds. At this point I couldn't get any better than her. Probably no one, unless they were after money lol. jokes on them.

[Chewbacca]

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****PSA***** Heads up snus friends. Beware of counterfeit botox shots if you or someone you love is thinking about taking any...........

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/10/healt...ion/index.html

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lol