Time to come out of the closet.....

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9760

    #1

    Time to come out of the closet.....

    I've been on this site for a year now. I think of all you guys here like my brothers. And the gals here, I WOULD say that they are like sisters but the ones I've see the photos of.........well........lets just say that if you WERE my sisters it would be a crime what I'm thinking. That said, I feel like I need to tell you all a little secret about myself. I'm a guy and I'm what they call bi. But not in the way you might be thinking. ITs not really a problem or a bad thing tho. Lets just say that I get ALOT of really steamy hot sex if I'm Bi-sexual. So whenever I feel the need for sex I bi-dinner, bi-flowers, bi-candy, and bi-whatevermywifewants so SHE forgets what an ass I am gives me alittle.

    PP :wink:




    Latina where are you? Yummigumdropsorwhateveryournameis where are you and the rest of the gals? except Heather, you have your own bi-man. :wink:




    DISCLAIMER; Let me make this PERFECTLY CLEAR....I like gals not guys. I am not really bi.





    not that theres anything wrong with that. :lol:





    btw, made ya look. lol
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


  • sychodelix
    Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 280

    #2
    LMAO...that was great.

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    • cocsp2002
      Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 509

      #3
      I will thank you on Heather's behalf for remembering a windbag like me. Have you made the move to GA yet? We should assemble all the Georgia forum members for like a little convention. You know, like a meet and greet. Jus a thought.

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      • Xobeloot
        Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 2542

        #4
        Just tell me when/where.

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        • Ainkor
          Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 1144

          #5
          Originally posted by cocsp2002
          I will thank you on Heather's behalf for remembering a windbag like me. Have you made the move to GA yet? We should assemble all the Georgia forum members for like a little convention. You know, like a meet and greet. Jus a thought.
          That would be pretty cool. I am close enough that I could crash the party :P

          On a more serious note PP,

          Sometimes people use humor to "test the waters" before they commit to a course of action :P

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9760

            #6
            I think it would be great to have a get together. I hope to at least have the birds and myself moved within the next year. But my wife and i have a private preschool/daycare. She will have to stay in illinois until that property is sold. Need the income from the school to pay the property taxes till the very end and we just can't leave the buildings and property unattended anyway.


            Ainkor........are you hitting on me..............again? :shock:
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • Jason
              Member
              • Jan 2008
              • 1370

              #7
              Re: Time to come out of the closet.....

              Originally posted by Premium Parrots




              Latina where are you? Yummigumdropsorwhateveryournameis where are you and the rest of the gals? except Heather, you have your own bi-man. :wink:
              Lol, chicks don't seem to last long around here....we're lucky that the few we have are sticking with it.

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9760

                #8
                Re: Time to come out of the closet.....

                Originally posted by Jason
                Originally posted by Premium Parrots




                Latina where are you? Yummigumdropsorwhateveryournameis where are you and the rest of the gals? except Heather, you have your own bi-man. :wink:
                Lol, chicks don't seem to last long around here....we're lucky that the few we have are sticking with it.


                ......sounds like jason might be coming out of the closet soon.





                ..............quietly BACKS AWAY from Jason.

                lol
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • SeneNatten
                  Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Re: Time to come out of the closet.....

                  Originally posted by Jason
                  Lol, chicks don't seem to last long around here....we're lucky that the few we have are sticking with it.
                  I guess we need to bi them more?

                  And what precisely do you mean by "get together"? More than slightly suggestive, given this thread's topic...and the oral fixation implied by the entire site.

                  :P

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                  • Jason
                    Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1370

                    #10
                    Re: Time to come out of the closet.....

                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                    Originally posted by Jason
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots




                    Latina where are you? Yummigumdropsorwhateveryournameis where are you and the rest of the gals? except Heather, you have your own bi-man. :wink:
                    Lol, chicks don't seem to last long around here....we're lucky that the few we have are sticking with it.


                    ......sounds like jason might be coming out of the closet soon.





                    ..............quietly BACKS AWAY from Jason.

                    lol
                    Heh, I don't go anywhere near those kind of closets. :lol:

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                    • texasmade
                      Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4159

                      #11
                      and where are these closets that you dont go bi

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                      • cocsp2002
                        Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 509

                        #12
                        Yeah, I think we should all meet up in Savannah sometime, since it's like the coolest town in GA. Of course, I've never been to the A, so I don't know how it compares, but Savannah is a great town to get a bite to eat, or a few drinks, plus the temperature there seems pretty tolerable, as opposed to ATL or where I live down here in St. Marys (which is basically in FL...I mean, a mile away from the border; come on...) where it can get to 110 in July/August easily. I'm serious, though, we should try to set something up before June (since sometime that month, I think I'm going back to sea).



                        And of course, anyone else who wants to attend is welcome, Ainkor. I forgot you were from the Carolinas, and I suppose that would include Sage, as well.

                        On a related note, I recently purchased an iMac, so I have webcam capability. Anyone who would like to contact me to chat about snus or whatever can PM me, and we'll figure out how to hook that up. I'm just itching to try out the video chat feature, especially since I connected my Bluetooth earpiece to the Mac for wireless listening!!!

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                        • Starcadia
                          Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 646

                          #13
                          I'd be up for a possible visit in Savannah this spring/summer. I try to get to Tybee Island once a year.

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                          • texasmade
                            Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4159

                            #14
                            im up for it...isn't but a 3-4 hour drive

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                            • JBean
                              Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 445

                              #15
                              so... have you all gone bi, or just Parrot here?

                              I'm not here to judge though.. I love me my gay men!

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