I shit my pants today

[shikitohno]

I just did something that reminded me of this thread. Got back from a walk, had to take a crap, took one. So far, so good, and normal. But then came the wipe. Through the paper, I felt something the exact size and shape of one of my prillas. Curious as to whether or not one had somehow miraculously been swallowed and survived my GI tract unscathed (which would be a testament to my baking skills), I gave it a quick visual inspection and determined that it was just a peculiarly shaped turd. I was disappointed, and I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.

[fishmeat]

So today it almost happened. I shall spare you the details but I will say this... Louisiana Hot Wing Sauce + Wings + this AM sterk portion = A very unpleasant run around trying to find a toilet.

[Monkey]

Bump...you have been warned.

[jdman321]

Enjoyin' my snus, good coffee...what the...what th-

[rickcharles606]

Enjoyin' my snus, good coffee...what the...what th-

OH shit, that is so funny.

[chadizzy1]

I think this video sums up this thread quite nicely

Hahahahahahahah

[precious007]

Lmao!!!!!!!

[Premium Parrots]

so apparently this thread has suddenly become #2. overtaken by the EU thread.


SHIT!! my pants

[texasmade]

[Monkey]

Bump for the newbies!

[timholian]

I use a vegan breakfast shake in the mornings sometimes and then pop a portion and have a cup of coffee..... I really think the vegan shake is the key but I can clear a room faster than the special forces.

That is my contribution to this thread. LoL

That is all.

[Veganpunk]

I use a vegan breakfast shake in the mornings sometimes and then pop a portion and have a cup of coffee..... I really think the vegan shake is the key but I can clear a room faster than the special forces.

That is my contribution to this thread. LoL

That is all.

Vegans get blamed for everything, lol!

[Christi]

I told myself I would not read this thread but I did...gawd.

[timholian]

Vegans get blamed for everything, lol!

Its actually a really good shake..... not the taste but the benefits.. Its supposed to be chocolate but I dont know... LOL

[sandman1911]

Ok, since this is a confessional, I have a confession to make. I too, not long ago, shit my boxers and couch.
I can't believe I am doing this.

I had recently (cleared up now I promise) contracted MRSA or drug resistant staph.
The first round of antibiotics didn't do crap for me, so when I went back to the doctor he put me on 2 stronger antibiotics.
Well guess what one of the side effects was? Diarrhea. I did not know this until after the fact.
Anyway I was sitting on my couch in my boxers, chilling out on leave from work. As I was sitting on the couch after taking my medicine, I felt a huge fart come on. Not one to hide or stifle a fart in my own house, I pushed and I pushed hard, I was wanting to blow the damn roof off.
A fart came out alright, along with just straight up brown liquid that blasted out both legs. It was like I sat on a huge water balloon.
I left a train of brown liquid from the couch, through the living room, down the hallway, and into the bathroom.

There you have it, I also shit myself (literally), but it wasn't the snus.