I shit my pants today

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  • nonstop
    Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 25

    ^ LOL sandman... that was hilarious.

    I have never had this happen *knocks on wood* and I hope it never does

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    • sandman1911
      Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 394

      Originally posted by nonstop
      ^ LOL sandman... that was hilarious.

      I have never had this happen *knocks on wood* and I hope it never does
      It wasn't funny at the time, I felt pretty humiliated. Major blow to the ego.
      Now I guess it is funny.
      I'm just glad my girlfriend was at work and didn't find out.

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      • Monkey
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 3290

        It was the middle of winter and i was 17 and at the doctor's office with the flu with my mom. I had to go to the pediatrician because of the rules of my da's insurance. We were on one of those "everyone is sick and there is a two hour wait" and I was sitting there in sweat pants and tighty whities (before I started freeballing) and wrapped in a blanket. It is the sickest I remember being.....

        I had to sneeze and crapped the hell out of myself.

        I had to tell my mom, sit in it until I could see the doctor, tell the nurse, the doctor and walk through the office with "I just shit myself" stains all over my pants for everyone to see.

        I got home and my dad and my brother found out......

        The only thing that saved me from utter humiliation was they both already had an "I shit myself" story.

        It was AWESOME.

        Hey, you guys think Dead Rabbit comes here to see if we forgot about this thread yet so he can tell us about his new truck?

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        • LaZeR
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          • Oct 2009
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          • EricHill78
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            • Jun 2010
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            • Frosted
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              • Mar 2010
              • 5798

              My son is already making THE fatal mistake - the one where you think it's a fart but it's not.

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              • Owens187
                Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 1547

                Originally posted by Frosted
                My son is already making THE fatal mistake - the one where you think it's a fart but it's not.

                LOL you gotta be damm sure with that one....

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                • Ansel
                  Member
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 3696

                  Just wear brown pants.

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9759

                    Originally posted by Ansel
                    Just wear brown pants.
                    its better not to wear any pants at all

                    just sayin
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • sandman1911
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                      • Jun 2009
                      • 394

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                      • EricHill78
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                        • Jun 2010
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                        • ABW
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                          • May 2011
                          • 793

                          Originally posted by Frosted
                          My son is already making THE fatal mistake - the one where you think it's a fart but it's not.

                          Ahhhh.... The notorious shart...

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                          • deadohsky
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                            • Nov 2009
                            • 625

                            Thank you Eric, it seems that every time i have just about forgotten about this thread it pops up again lol.

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                            • GoVegan
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                              • Oct 2009
                              • 5603

                              I just had to look at this thread!

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                              • chadizzy1
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                                • May 2009
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